Why I am the best

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Hello simpletons. It is I, your god. It is with deep regret that I tell you, that every day my raging superiority complex is further validated by the predictable idiocy of my peer group. When I make a mistake, I ponder its existential consequences long after my death; will this action make me reincarnate into a rat rather than a tiger? While my fool peers can only manage to muster a simple "oof". How silly, they could only dream of having a mind like mine. Truly, nothing can stop me on my pursuit for knowledge. My knowledge is worth more than even a million friendships with the likes of you. You play your SoundCloud rap and think about getting "lit". I play my progressive trance and ponder the psychoactive effects of various music genres. You deal in drama and simple squabbles, I peel back the layers of the human soul itself. The truth is, when the aliens take a look at this website- it may just be my posts that prevent them from killing us all; no longer will they doubt human intelligence. Get that sideways smirk off your face, you may ask yourself- is the man serious, does he really think this way? And guess what fetcher? You'll never know. In my mind, reality and fiction blur into a vast neurosphere of complexity that inferior specimens such as yourself will never understand. You only think I'm not serious because you envy my mind and my confidence, for the ego is part of the soul and my soul is far more advanced than yours. The truth is that you want to be me, and if you think you don't it's merely a sign of the mind's tendency to delude itself from reality. I am beyond the level of the human mind and seek the truths of the universe. All you seek is momentary satisfaction of your id. I'm esoteric, you're exoteric. And that is why none of you will ever be like me. I am the next stage of human evolution.

If you don't got bars, you can't be the best, don't deny it.
You can stare ignorant and defiant but after I'm done dropping science you'll bow down and concede that I am indeed Your Highness.

r/iamverysmart.

Oops, sorry, wrong website!

booze?

OP- parody ?

I keep falling asleep half way through reading it.

All joking aside, I think it's really funny what he wrote--it sounds like some of the "Autism is Humanity 2.0!" stuff that gets pulled around every few months or years on this website, & props to OP for coming up with something funny!

All joking aside, on a support site, an "I'm superior to you all" speech is neither a way to give support nor to obtain it.

This isn't The Haven, this is the Random Discussion section. Perfectly fine for it to be a joke.