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magz
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24 Aug 2020, 4:25 pm

You know that American beer is like sex on a boat?

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That's the first thing that came to my mind because I'm drinking great Slovak beer and I feel like I need to talk to someone light-heartedly.

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24 Aug 2020, 4:27 pm

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24 Aug 2020, 4:29 pm

Do you have blondie jokes or are they not PC?

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24 Aug 2020, 4:29 pm

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age.

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24 Aug 2020, 4:30 pm

magz wrote:

Do you have blondie jokes or are they not PC?

Blonde jokes are just Polish jokes with bleached hair.

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24 Aug 2020, 4:30 pm

Your mother-in-law is a treasure!

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24 Aug 2020, 4:32 pm

I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party.

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24 Aug 2020, 4:33 pm

Fnord wrote:

magz wrote:

Do you have blondie jokes or are they not PC?

Blonde jokes are just Polish jokes with bleached hair.

Oh, you can get this one:

There was a pilot from Poland. Every time he tried to take off, the plane exploded. Why?

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24 Aug 2020, 4:34 pm

magz wrote:

Do you have blondie jokes or are they not PC?

Blonde jokes are ...not exactly not politically correct. So share some if you wish.

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24 Aug 2020, 4:35 pm

What is artificial intelligence?

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24 Aug 2020, 4:40 pm

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24 Aug 2020, 4:41 pm

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24 Aug 2020, 4:49 pm

We have a whole genre of Pole, Russian and German jokes (often with devil setting the scene)...

Devil closed Pole, Russian and German in separate empty cells painted all white. He gave each two small metal balls and told they are to impress him.
The Greman precisely threw one ball in the corner, then the other, the balls bounced at the perfect angle ot make a salto and jump directly back to his hand.
The Russian threw one ball at the wall and made a dent. He threw the other ball at the wall and it made a hole through it.
The Pole lost one ball and broke the other.

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24 Aug 2020, 4:50 pm

Sometimes, doing a good job is like peeing yourself in a dark suit.

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24 Aug 2020, 4:51 pm

Why did a Mexican throw his wife out the window?

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