The story of your birth....

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I was a premie, one day, my mom bought some candy bars at the pharmacy... But they turned out to be chocolate laxatives, which sent her into premature labor...

Birth by chocolate... Will it be death by chocolate for me??? Only time will tell....

And yes, that actually happened...

My story's likely nothing special.

Born naturally, no complications... Got out sometime before dawn. It was just another day in a hospital in a city.


And the only bit of detail I know beyond that, is that dad saw me first before mom did.

No one told me anymore details than all of this.

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Well me, my Mom, and my father all weighed exactly the same when we were born (7 pounds I think). Also shortly after I was born my Mom and Dad got divorced and my dad never had anything to do with me growing up.

Nuchal cord complication here. Obviously didn't get strangled.

Oh and according to Vedic Astrology, I was born on a New Moon.

I was born at 9:16 PM on a wednesday night in early august.

5:13 PM on a Tuesday in early June

I was born at eight-something (don’t remember the minutes) PM in New York (but not New York City) in the middle of a blizzard. My baptism had to be delayed because even the priest couldn’t get to church because of the storm. Other than that, my mom had preeclampsia, but nothing else was even remotely noteworthy, to the best of my knowledge.

I was a month late.

Mum thinks this is cos I decided that if the date wasn't a special football date, I couldn't be bothered.

In those days, they only induced if there was a problem so I decided a month after my due date to show myself

They were eating Chinese when she went into labour. After a trip to the pictures to watch Ghostbusters.

It being a special football date gives me both good and bad. Bad cos everyone forgets my birthday who isn't immediate family. Good cos if they remember they think I'm 'lucky' somehow (even though I'm 21 years too young to be lucky?) and give me loads of money.

It was bloody awful!

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Thankfully, I don't remember much.

I was born a week later than my due date. The day before my mum was going into hospital to be induced, a loud thunderclap set her into labour. So I was born by thunder. So will my death be from a storm?

I was born on time. Sadly this didn't start a pattern in my life!

The story of my actual birth is uneventful. The only interesting thing about it all was that my mom was married twice before my dad, had several relationships, and tried unsuccessfully for years to have a child. She was eventually told that due to physical problems, she couldn't have kids. My parents were backpacking through Europe when she started having health issues. They came back to the states, she was diagnosed with a tumor. Turns out I was not a tumor. I came along a few months later.

I moved around in the womb and was born feet first and my mother's ability to conceive again was compromised and my younger sister had to be adopted.