You know what I don't like about Trump?

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So when I am finally lucky enough for the woman on a dating site to exchange numbers with me, her interest usually dies out real soon. So here I am waiting desperately to get a text from her. Then I feel my phone vibrating, thinking "great, hopefully its her!" But then I pull out the phone and see that no, its a text from Trump campaign trying to raise funds

Sorry, I shouldn't laugh, but I did.

Kinda been there too, except I got texts from mom while hoping for a text from a certain man.

Glad you laughed I was trying to be humorous, although I am frustrated with the situation.

And yes with my mom its similar, except for one detail. She doesn't usually texts me she usually calls. And when my phone is on vibration mode then both texts and calls is like a vibration. So when its a first ring I am like "I hope its that woman on a dating site". Then when its the second ring I am like "okay I am sure its that woman from dating site: Trump won't send me two texts in a row; I am glad she texted me twice!". Then when its the third time then I am like "oh no, its probably not text messages its probably a phone call -- so its either my mom or the ads since the woman from dating site never calls you only texts". Then I check my phone just in case and, sure enough, its either my mom or an ad.

Be thankful Trump wasn't sexting you a picture of his republican party member