What Do You Get If You Walk Under A Cow?

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29 Apr 2021, 5:42 pm

A pat on the head.

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30 Apr 2021, 5:57 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Wasn't expecting that!

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30 Apr 2021, 6:38 am

That's my kind of joke :lol: :lol:

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30 Apr 2021, 7:51 am

What is the most common use for cowhide?

Holding cows together.

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30 Apr 2021, 11:05 am

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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30 Apr 2021, 12:14 pm

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30 Apr 2021, 12:46 pm

Being the grandson of farmers and currently living in a county seat farm burg in the US midwest, I get this.
Fortunately, I am too tall to walk under cows.

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