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Sonic200
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21 Nov 2021, 2:01 pm

How would things be if all humans grew a tail overnight?



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21 Nov 2021, 2:05 pm

It would make athletes and gymnastics more interesting.

I'd like a tail.


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21 Nov 2021, 2:12 pm

All trousers would need adapting. There'd be fortunes to be made


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21 Nov 2021, 2:22 pm

I'm already planning my tail extension. I want the longest one in the world.


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21 Nov 2021, 3:12 pm

This could get dangerous especially if pulling the tail works better than pulling a finger.....



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21 Nov 2021, 11:33 pm

I want a long, pink tail like a rat.


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21 Nov 2021, 11:36 pm

I'd constantly be in the hospital with tail injuries - stuck in closed subway doors, car doors closing on my tail, tail stuck in the elevator...I'd probably lose my life due to having a tail. I'd need a stub of a tail to survive.



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21 Nov 2021, 11:38 pm

babybird wrote:
I'm already planning my tail extension. I want the longest one in the world.

:D :D :D



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22 Nov 2021, 3:01 am

painful... growing pains from rapid growth


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22 Nov 2021, 3:57 am

maycontainthunder wrote:
This could get dangerous especially if pulling the tail works better than pulling a finger.....


Trust you to bring the tone down. :D


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22 Nov 2021, 4:06 am

Interesting, my daughter keeps asking me what would be like if all humans grew deer horns...



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22 Nov 2021, 4:10 am

Doors would be difficult


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22 Nov 2021, 4:31 am

babybird wrote:
Doors would be difficult


Depends if the tail is prehensile or not.



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22 Nov 2021, 4:32 am

I was talking about antlers :lol:


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22 Nov 2021, 4:34 am

Oh, yep you're right, not mention scraping the ceiling



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22 Nov 2021, 4:39 am

Once upon a time there were humans with antlers

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