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05 Mar 2022, 5:32 pm

!	magz wrote:
	Due to our "mark your satire" policy, the thread has been moved and a clarification added: This is Babylonbee - a satirical pseudo-news site.

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CUPERTINO, CA—In an unprecedented effort to put additional pressure on Russia, Apple Inc. has announced they will be removing the entire country from Apple maps.

https://babylonbee.com/news/russia-remo ... apple-maps

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05 Mar 2022, 5:42 pm

Hopefully everyone here knows that the Babylon Bee is not an actual news site -- it's a joke site similar to the Onion, but with a more right wing perspective.

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05 Mar 2022, 5:48 pm

Mona Pereth wrote:

Hopefully everyone here knows that the Babylon Bee is not an actual news site -- it's a joke site similar to the Onion, but with a more right wing perspective.

OOPS!
I forgot to add <satire> :mrgreen:

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05 Mar 2022, 6:16 pm

:lol: Oh that's good!

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05 Mar 2022, 6:18 pm

Mona Pereth wrote:

Babylon Bee is not an actual news site -- it's a joke site similar to the Onion,

I dunno, the following story may not completely be the satire it is presented as,
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Smartphone That Passed Barrage Of Brutal Durability Tests During Development Broken By Toddler In Three Seconds

https://babylonbee.com/news/smartphone- ... ee-seconds

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05 Mar 2022, 7:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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06 Mar 2022, 1:02 am

I like this one:

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Riddler Stumps Batman With Question ‘What Is A Woman?’

https://babylonbee.com/news/riddler-stu ... is-a-woman

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06 Mar 2022, 2:24 am

1984 "we were always at war with /russia\"

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06 Mar 2022, 6:55 pm

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'At Least Hillary Didn't Win,' Says Lone Survivor Of Nuclear Apocalypse

PLANO, TX—The lone survivor of the recent nuclear apocalypse triggered by Donald Trump’s saber rattling over North Korea and other hostile foreign powers reportedly told no one in particular that he was at least happy that Hillary Clinton didn’t win the 2016 election, sources confirmed Friday.

Sitting on a pile of smoldering rubble while taking potshots at mutated bloatflies swarming nearby, the last member of humanity confirmed his satisfaction at making sure Clinton wasn’t elected.

https://babylonbee.com/news/least-hilla ... apocalypse

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25 Mar 2022, 5:14 am

traven wrote:

1984 "we were always at war with /russia\"

That's doubleplusungood, even though war is peace.

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