PSA: Don't take your python to bed with you

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19 Dec 2022, 9:24 pm

Six minutes long, and I got a bit of a laugh out of it.

Mortal of the story, if you're thinking about sleeping with your python or boa constrictor (shakes head).... Nay.... probably best to reconsider.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RXPGbylsgg

(Also - only reason I didn't import the video, the thumbnail was a bit spicy for a General Forum thread)


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19 Dec 2022, 9:34 pm

I once had a rat that thought he was a python. He loved to bite humans (but he never bit other rats). I nicknamed him Old Bitey Chops. :lol:

I loved him so much though. He passed away a year ago from old age and I have his ashes in a little box on my windowsill with his favourite toy on top. :heart:


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20 Dec 2022, 3:38 pm

DARN!

Who hasnt had the urge to ...curl up in bed with a boa contrictor? :roll:



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20 Dec 2022, 4:30 pm

I'm much more disturbed by people taking baths with their snakes & kissing one making the other jealous :eew: :lmao:


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20 Dec 2022, 5:09 pm

Some ladies go to bed with pythons, some with anacondas. 8O



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20 Dec 2022, 9:14 pm

But surely its still okay to wear you live boa constrictor a scarf, or as a foreign hand tie around your neck.



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20 Dec 2022, 9:17 pm

If i could have a pet snake I would name her Echidna or Lamia after the half-snake half-beautiful women monsters in Greek Mythology. :heart: