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IsabellaLinton
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04 Jun 2023, 11:11 am

If any autistic people live relatively close to me and would like to earn $500, I'm in desperate need of someone to come and ransack my home looking for something very important to me.

I'm serious.

I'd post it in the Neighbourhood Group thing online but I'd rather give money to you guys.

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04 Jun 2023, 11:15 am

Would I have to wear clothes?



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04 Jun 2023, 11:16 am

My kids are home but they're quietly sequestered.

My dog will likely sniff you but I'm sure you're good with that?


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04 Jun 2023, 11:19 am

Dogs tend to be afraid of me. They can probably sense that I could turn them into stone if I so desired.



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04 Jun 2023, 11:21 am

I'll start walking...


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04 Jun 2023, 11:41 am

It's in the fridge, behind the pickles.


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04 Jun 2023, 12:58 pm

Recidivist wrote:
It's in the fridge, behind the pickles.


No, those are green olives.





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04 Jun 2023, 11:01 pm

Recidivist wrote:
It's in the fridge, behind the pickles.


Maybe it's with a missing bank card.


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04 Jun 2023, 11:12 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
If any autistic people live relatively close to me and would like to earn $500, I'm in desperate need of someone to come and ransack my home looking for something very important to me.

I'm serious.

I'd post it in the Neighbourhood Group thing online but I'd rather give money to you guys.

PM for deets.

Ouch, this hits. I've got sensory integration problems and I can quite literally be looking right at it and not see it.

I doubt I live near you, but I either start looking where I specifically don't expect it to be, or I go systematically, area by area, room by room until I figure out where my wife put it.

My record was about 6 months until I found my book in with her socks.