Rules of the Aspie

Post Reply New Topic

I need some "rules of the Aspie" make them funny and silly or serious doesn't matter. Such as "never make eye contact" for example.

Never argue with NTs aka Be kind to dumb animals.

Have a free bump

State the obvious

Never use a telephone unless it is absolutely necessary.

Never go to parties.

If a place is likely to overload your senses, it's probably best to avoid it.

On religion, you have two choices: be an atheist, or be totally obsessed with your religion.

Similarly, on sexuality you also have two choices: be asexual or be more or less obsessed with sex.

Also, keep your sex strange in some way.


In all seriousness, though, every aspie is different so these are kind of silly. But I've made observations on what's common for aspies and while there are exceptions to these, they're still interesting generalizations.

Follow a strict routine and never waver from it.
Male aspies: always speak in monotone

Obsession, obsession, obsession.


Moar!

make sure your friends in childhood see how strange you are so by the time u get in middle and high school they wont want anything to do with ya.

Stay outa walmart and the mall (most buissy places ive ever been)

when your listening to music, use 2 pencils as drum sticks around about
(I do that ALL the time)

Stutter, mumble, and don't speak unneccessarily.

thats a rule I fallow by

'In my own world, do not disturb'

I like my world

Assume that everybody else finds your obsessions as fascinating as you do.

When going for a stroll always take the route which minimizes the number of people you have to stop and say "hi" to.