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26 May 2024, 1:48 am

Note: if it has something to do with your diagnosis/diagnoses then it's not weird. This is meant to be a lighthearted thread.

When I'm full I start sneezing. My girlfriend thought I was kidding until I started sneezing after supper one night. Also, I normally sneeze 3 to 5 times in a row. If I only sneeze twice, either I'm getting sick or something irritated my nose. Any more than 5 times and I'm getting sick. My family has learned not to say "God bless you" until they're sure I'm done sneezing.


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26 May 2024, 2:36 am

I usually sneeze about 8 times in a row.
This past week with Covid it's been like 10-12 until I can barely catch my breath.
I don't think anyone's said "Bless you" to me since I was a kid.


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26 May 2024, 11:49 am

I sneeze all the time when I'm not sick. I sneeze a lot less when I am. I think it's either because I don't have enough room in my nose for the air to be forced out, or my brain wants to me to suffer more by not letting me have even temporary relief by sneezing. Of course, the last time I was sick my brain made me suffer by coughing constantly.



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26 May 2024, 11:51 am

I love a good sneeze me


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26 May 2024, 11:55 am

I normally sneeze at least 2 or 3 times in a row.

Just one is very unusual for me.



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26 May 2024, 11:57 am

I love making a yahoo or a yeehaw noise when I sneeze in public

It just amuses me that's all


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26 May 2024, 12:02 pm

babybird wrote:
I love making a yahoo or a yeehaw noise when I sneeze in public

It just amuses me that's all


:lol:



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26 May 2024, 12:11 pm

I should do it in a quiet coffee shop and see what happens


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26 May 2024, 12:17 pm

babybird wrote:
I should do it in a quiet coffee shop and see what happens


You would probably notice people uncomfortably shuffling in their seats maybe.... or turning their heads away to avoid the sneeze particles. :lol:



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26 May 2024, 12:19 pm

I was thinking more along the lines of flying saucers


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26 May 2024, 12:23 pm

My dad is the loudest sneezer I've ever met.
I'm not too far behind.
When one of us sneezes in public everyone stops and looks at us.


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26 May 2024, 12:29 pm

:lol:

I love that


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26 May 2024, 12:43 pm

I don't count my sneezes.

Because I sneeze all year long since early childhood.
And almost every day, and a good portion of my waking life.


I wish mine is just a quirk, not a chronic condition.

Had to tease it out, between an allergic reaction, an irritant, an infection, a nonallergic reaction, a hormonal symptom, or a gustatory reaction.

So if one meets me anywhere -- I'm bound to bring cloth towel or two, not just hankies or tissues.

Depending how severe, it could be fully soaked in mucus. :eew:
Sometimes I fully soak several in a single day. About 5-8 towels of 15x6 inch towels at most.


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26 May 2024, 12:52 pm

Yeah that sounds horrendous


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27 May 2024, 6:38 am

babybird wrote:
I love making a yahoo or a yeehaw noise when I sneeze in public


I like to shout "JESUS!" when I do a loud sneeze. That's always funny. To me, at least.

I also have multiple sneezegasms like IsabellaLinton, when the next sneeze starts before the last one has finished. When I'm allergic to somehthing.


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27 May 2024, 6:46 am

:lol:

I might try and shout 4Q next time I sneeze in public


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