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08 Sep 2024, 2:08 pm

I remember reading that nine out of ten people are caused by accidents.


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08 Sep 2024, 8:56 pm

There should be more accidents like that.


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08 Sep 2024, 9:18 pm

Accidents aren't necessarily bad. Penicillin and potato chips were discovered by accident.


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09 Sep 2024, 12:34 am

Mountain Goat wrote:
I remember reading that nine out of ten people are caused by accidents.

It's true.

And I'm one of people that aren't made by accident. Not necessarily a good thing either.


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14 Sep 2024, 4:53 pm

I read somewhere that germs attack you where you're weakest, which explains why there are so many head colds.

Which is kind of like something else I read, where if your stomach aches it's because it's empty and you'll feel better when you put something in it, which explains why people get so many headaches.

Another thing was about a mother who tells her kid their bad behavior is why she's getting grey hairs. And then the kid mentions that their grandmother's hair is completely white, what kind of grief did you give to her, mom? :twisted:



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14 Sep 2024, 5:15 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:
if your stomach aches it's because it's empty and you'll feel better when you put something in it, which explains why people get so many headaches.


A. I can never tell the difference between hungry and a gut ache.
B. Stated explanation seems to be avoiding me.