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28 Dec 2024, 10:40 am

They had this warning on a mattress.



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28 Dec 2024, 2:23 pm

**slaps you on the back of the head**
SPIT IT OUT BOY!



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28 Dec 2024, 7:06 pm

Too funny.


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29 Dec 2024, 3:53 pm

So... did someone actually try to swallow a bed mattress, which led to that warning? Did the company that manufactured the mattress get sued because they didn't put a warning not to attempt to swallow it?



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29 Dec 2024, 4:40 pm

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29 Dec 2024, 9:41 pm

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29 Dec 2024, 10:38 pm

^^ It's too bad dogs can't read. :lol:



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29 Dec 2024, 11:20 pm

On cans of Fix-A-Flat: "WARNING: Not to be used for breast augmentation."

On a box of fishhooks: "CAUTION: Harmful if swallowed."

On a baby stroller (pram): "CAUTION: Remove child before folding."