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11 Oct 2006, 6:14 am

Idea to save money, reduce medical cost, energy cost, food cost, etc

1) Insteading taking 10 different medications for your health problems. You
should switch to raw garlic*

2) A flu shot is a wise investment.

* Consult your Doctor.



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11 Oct 2006, 6:24 am

3) Join the Church of Garlic, so you won't be phragged.


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11 Oct 2006, 6:30 am

4) use allergy medicin for symptom relief during a cold.



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11 Oct 2006, 6:36 am

5) Do NOT point a gun at a cop.


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11 Oct 2006, 6:41 am

alexa232 wrote:
4) use allergy medicin for symptom relief during a cold.


You mean one of those non-drowsey antihistamines Claritin(loratadine)?
Come on Chap sounds good tell what drugs?



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11 Oct 2006, 6:47 am

6) I read oral dexamethasone is effective at treating a sore throat ask your doctor
about it if you get a bad sore throat.


7) Wash clothes with cold water to save energy.



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11 Oct 2006, 8:53 pm

8. Wear your underwear for 10 days in a row, turn it inside out, and wear for another ten days.


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11 Oct 2006, 8:54 pm

9. Pretend you live in a Third World nation and act accordingly. One day, make believe you live in India. The next day, it's Ethiopia.


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11 Oct 2006, 8:57 pm

10) Choose 1337 over 666.


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11 Oct 2006, 9:43 pm

11. Eat spagetti every night for dinner.


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11 Oct 2006, 9:47 pm

12) Put some Garlic on that spaghetti.


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11 Oct 2006, 9:56 pm

13. Remember, it's almost always less expensive to fix the old car than it is to get a newer one.


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11 Oct 2006, 10:00 pm

14) Become immortal.


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11 Oct 2006, 10:03 pm

15) Do not buy any prepared foods.

16) Wear your clothes until there are holes in them.



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11 Oct 2006, 10:04 pm

17. Be realistic. Take full advantage of any tax-deferred investment opportunity your employer has to offer. If you live many more decades, as most of you will, you could become very wealthy that way, which will be nice when you're very old.


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11 Oct 2006, 10:17 pm

18. Better yet, start a proprietorship, open your own 401k through it, put the maximum allowable contribution, and then borrow from yourself at the prevailing interest rate :). You pay the interest back to yourself, not the bank!