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08 Sep 2007, 8:07 am

What would you have done?

This thread was inspired by all the others that say "I hate this and that about my body". Feel free to say "I'd rather have the money", etc.

I've always said that I wouldn't pay for cosmetic surgery myself, but if someone offered to pay for one thing, I'd probably get lazer hair removal on my legs and underarms. If there was money left over I'd get my ears pinned back. :mrgreen:


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08 Sep 2007, 8:10 am

I would make myself look like Lord Voldemort.


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08 Sep 2007, 8:10 am

Anubis wrote:
I would make myself look like Lord Voldemort.


Fantastic answer. I love it.


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08 Sep 2007, 8:14 am

:lol:

Anyway, for the real answer-

I would have the hairy mole on my right cheek removed, but that's it.


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08 Sep 2007, 8:17 am

Pay an orthodontist to realign my jaw. (pops all the time)

Teeth whitening and braces

Hire a personal trainer to help me lose weight

A tummy tuck operation after losing 50+ pounds

A minor nose job (Re-set my broken nose)

Operation to "kill off" all the sweat glands in my armpits. Yes there's such a thing. No more deodorants, ever.


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08 Sep 2007, 8:24 am

i would have facial hair removed and partial mastectomy rebuilt


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08 Sep 2007, 8:42 am

As implied by my whining from the last personal appearance thread....I would do something about my midsection....and maybe my double chin.

I would also like to spend some time on the rack.


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08 Sep 2007, 8:56 am

I was accosted by some older children in the park once, and they gave me 2p (4cents) and instructed me to get some plastic surgery with it.

I dont think they were being serious, but still... 2p is 2p :)



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08 Sep 2007, 9:00 am

If someone gave you money for cosmetic surgery..

they would go broke! :lol:



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08 Sep 2007, 10:10 am

LadyMacbeth I have a staple gun that will pin your ears back :D



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08 Sep 2007, 10:21 am

I would use the money to buy anime and videogames. I am perfectly happy with the way I look.



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08 Sep 2007, 10:30 am

psych wrote:
I was accosted by some older children in the park once, and they gave me 2p (4cents) and instructed me to get some plastic surgery with it.

I dont think they were being serious, but still... 2p is 2p :)

If I was you i would spend it on trying to look like your avitar :D



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08 Sep 2007, 10:31 am

i'd have that lasik eye surgury so i wouldnt have to wear glasses :wink:


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08 Sep 2007, 10:40 am

I wouldn't get plastic surgery. The only issue I have is with my stomach, but exercise will help me with that.

I would spend that money on a plasma TV, or a down payment on a Buick Rainier.

If I were my ex, I would be getting liposuction and a boob job (enlarged to at least 34C).

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08 Sep 2007, 10:47 am

I'd get lots and lots of professional guitar lessons. Noone cares what you look like if you can shred like a Motherf***er.



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08 Sep 2007, 11:01 am

true-I'd get some mad shape to me :P
so I am sexy instead of twiggy :lol:
guitar lessons yes :)