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I love this site!

(Humorously)
Everyone talking, no one listening!! !. ASD by definition!!
It's like a bunch of mutes playing "go fish"

C'mon somebody crack a joke! Start a fight, show some leg, in less than 500 words, please!
Gimme something good to read when I drag my carcass out of bed tomorrow!

Life.
Oh wait, that joke wasnt that funny.

I think most non-aspies would just ignore you at this point username88, when I told self-derogatory jokes like that in high school I ended sitting alone at lunch.

The idea here is to shoot at others not yourself, break that cycle, and expect positive reactions.

New rule

No smileys

No exceptions

I think at this point I stopped caring. They never treated me kindly anyway whats the point. They never will.

What.

The.

Hell.

Blow me down with an elongated fart machine

Wha..?
.. Huh?

HA!! I have no idea what that means.

But it made my night. Thanks Graelwyn!

Graelwyn just reminded me of a political joke circa about 1996. It could probably be updated though. Here's how I heard it.

Bob Dole, Bill Clinton, and Ross Perot are all riding in an airplane together while on the campaign trail. A hatch in the bottom of the plane is opened and the presidential candidates are each asked to throw something out of the plane while it is moving. Bob Dole threw out an apple. Bill Clinton threw out an orange. Ross Perot threw out a bomb. The candidates all exit the plane together and come across a little boy who is crying. They asked him why he was crying. He said "I was just walking around and then an apple fell on my head, and it hurt." They keep on walking and they see a little girl who is crying, they asked her why she was crying. She said "I was just walking around and then an orange fell on my head and ruined my hair." So then the candidates keep on walking and then they see a little boy who is laughing uncontrollably. They asked him what was so funny. He barely managed to get it out through all the laughs. "I farted and then my house exploded."

So sue me, I was 9.

I say to the cattle herd: fie, and a pox upon thee! Wherewith doest ye imminentize the eschaton so? Vainglorious and futile it verily be, and a venture rooted in the charnel-floor by the disciples of decay. Forward, thou beasts, always forward! Mad prests there be that mutter corrupt things. Look not upon them, and spare thine ears from their dark whispers!

may i introduce my friend brandon from ohio to you

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rD60gDvUzu8