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20 Sep 2007, 5:21 pm

Chuck Norris must be an aspie, or else he wouldn't be the perfect Chuck Norris he is.

Ha, I made that up myself.



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20 Sep 2007, 6:21 pm

I love the Mountain Dew commercial. :lol:


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20 Sep 2007, 7:13 pm

Nooooooooooooo. Not a Chuck Norris joke. 8O



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20 Sep 2007, 8:07 pm

Chuck Norris's special Aspie interest is everything, and he knows everything about all his interests which is everything really.



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20 Sep 2007, 11:35 pm

Is Chuck Norris autistic? Lets see. Chuck Norris doesn't do well with small talk and the only body language he uses is a swift roundhouse kick to the face.

Could God create a rock so large the he can not lift it? We may never know, but we do know that Chuck Norris could lift it.

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20 Sep 2007, 11:39 pm

Ohh mannn.. :lol:
Kicked me up to a +2.



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21 Sep 2007, 2:19 am

First he fights terrorism and then hes an aspie also? AWESOME!
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21 Sep 2007, 3:28 am

devster21 wrote:
First he fights terrorism and then hes an aspie also? AWESOME!
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Thats a block of solid lead in that backpack, otherwise his Kung-Fu leaps would be impractically high.



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21 Sep 2007, 4:45 am

I question the authenticity of that photo. If it was the real Chuck Norris the head would have smashed into tiny pieces upon contact with his foot.