Forget depraved. I've stopped caring about the Idiot Box because it bores the hell out of me. Even before the Reality TV craze hit (Read: hey, with these kinds of shows we don't have to pay writers!).
People yammer on about American Idol. Before that, The Sopranos; before that Will and Grace. I've missed out completely on a full decade of pop culture... and I don't give a damn. Turn the Idiot Box off, you won't miss a thing worth seeing.
The thing that annoys me now (and it's coming up hard, sports fans!) is when I want to watch a baseball playoff game and (Mr. Excitement!! !) Joe Buck, with his suicide inducing drone, points out "Oh look everybody, why if it isn't the cast of The OC in Row F Section 35!"
f**k you, FOX.
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