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I've got a friend who's a drunken idiot, he's-

- Taken his shoes off while out on the town, stepped in glass, and needed stitches in his feet

- started a riot

- Got me and him beaten up, by another crowd

- slept in abandoned car overnight

- Said to some guys in a car, "slow down, you twats", then they beat the s**t out of him.


I woke up once, completely hungover, and I called my Dad out and asked for a cup of water. He brought me the cup in, I started downing the water, and it hadn't been washed up, it still had some soup in, yuk.

Another one of my friends started winding up a gang of 20 Italian guys, and nearly got us bundled.

That's something that I can relate to, because I've had stupid friends, but that's also something I can't relate to because my town isn't that dangerous. In fact, in my town, it's HARD to get beat up under any circumstances.

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I used to have a brother (he died years ago) who liked a beer or three. One Christmas Eve he went out with his friends and arrived back about 3am on Christmas morning, if he was drunk he was very quiet because nobody in the house heard him come in.

The next morning he had the mother of all hangovers.

He missed opening all the presents and only managed to get downstairs for the Christmas lunch with a few minutes to spare. For the first two courses he just sat there muttering under his breath about how the lights were too bright (they were not turned on as it was daytime) and by the time the Christmas pudding had been served he had given up and gone back upstairs. This was good because I like Christmas pudding and mince pies so I had extra helpings.

Ed Almos

My husband and I went camping with our dogs for Thanksgiving last week. I ended up wasted drunk and dancing naked around the campfire while my husband took pictures and some video. I'm quite glad that I didn't fall in the fire because all I had on was my warm hat and my shoes!

lol a pagan celebration

Haha, I didn't even think of it that way, but you're so right.

It was lots of fun, and thankfully the only thing I fell against was the truck! Just a little bruise, and I get those all the time.

I wish I could get to dance naked
especially with a girl

sucks being me

Life sucks in general.

I can see how dancing naked by yourself wouldn't be all that enjoyable.

its boring...
it does...but there are things that could make it better
unfortunitely karma doesn't exist
so no matter all the good I do or try to do all I get is s**t

I stopped trying
no one cares in the end
or they call you names
or you still get s**t on
I don't see why I have to be the sweet one
let someone else do all that dumb s**t

(Belle we're still cool)