I've only called a couple of times in my life and at least one of those turned out not to be a true 911 call.
I normally just call the desk line (which in some towns is not recorded, by the way) to report disruptive behavior or non-life-threatening things.
When I worked for an EMS system in Texas we got all sorts of goofy 911 calls...
-Bug in kid's ear
-Playdough in kid's nose( a mexican mom with two young boys. one stuffed playdough up his brother's nostril and the mom spent some time... along with a bobby pin and pepper, trying to get it out. My partner finally scooped it out... no hospital run for that!
-Kid wouldn't sleep, kept crying (mom and her sister took the young kids out to a monster movie... hence, the nightmares! Funny thing is, I had my big bushy beard and everytime I got in sight of the kid, he'd start crying - wolfman! , had to let my partner take care of that).
These calls were made by moms who had no transportation and were recently moved to the U.S. from Mexico.
Some other 911 calls that were not...
-A guy's scrotum was swollen and painful (we had a rookie on board that night and my paramedic at the time let her do the exam).
-Too many folks on fulltime O2, who don't get their oxygen company to come out and bring new tanks soon enough. They'd realize how low they were, call the company, company wouldn't be out for a couple of hours, so the person would call us. We'd show up thinking we had a respiratory distress call, find a guy (the usual description of this type of patient), sitting on the edge of the couch, bracing himself against his knees, leaning over a full ashtray. We'd start him on Oxygen (O2), get ready to transport, and by that time (or if his O2 company arrived while we were there), he'd refuse to go to the hospital.
We started out not charging for just rolling out on a call. Many folks of the sort above knew this and would take the 'free' service to make it until they knew they could wait out the arrival of their oxygen company.
We finally started charging anytime we were called.
Other non-911, 911 calls...
Our regulars.
We'd get a call to a certain corner... at a certain time... on a certain night... and knew exactly who it was and where we were taking them... always the county hospital... it was some of the street folks. They needed a warm, safe place to sleep, or a meal, or something else they knew they could get at the E.R.
Trouble with all those non-emergency 911 calls... while we were responding... code3 (lights/sirens and busting red lights), and spending time with the 'patient' on-scene, and possibly transporting them... a REAL emergency might come up in our district to which we could not respond. This meant a unit from somewhere else in the city (if any were available) would have to travel all the way to our district, to the scene. Not good for that patient!
I accidently called the fire department to my army barracks once
I was stationed at Ft. Benning, Georgia for jump school. My ADD/HD got me into trouble there... I walked past one of those fire alarms that have a tiny window in them and a little striker behind that.
I noticed what appeared to be the 'lock' for the box. It had two little holes that matched up with the two prongs on my nail clippers.
I put the prongs into the holes and twisted the lock, thinking I was just going to open the box and see what was inside.
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE ALARM WOULD GO OFF!?
Luckily, the Lt. on duty that evening didn't write me up. She was pissed... as was the fire dept... but I was lucky that day!
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