I was at my weight-lifting class yesterday when I noticed this metal ring lying near one of those big barbells.
As I squatted down beside it my mind thought, "Hmmm, that ring looks like it could fit the end of the barbell. Maybe it was made for it?", and before I realized what I was doing, I slipped the ring onto the end of the bar.
After I realized what I had done, I tried to take it off... I didn't know how and it wouldn't budge!
I looked over one of my shoulders and saw the coach looking at me like, "Jeez you dumb-ass, what were you thinking? Now how ya' gonna get it off? ".
I turned back and figured out it was some sort of spring-loaded collar and tried to figure out how it worked all-the-while thinking how stupid I was and how this was NOT coming off and no one would be able to use the barbell now.
The coach piped up then saying, "I don't like those collars because they're so hard to get off!".
He was actually nice about it and I finally figured out how to pull the two parts apart enough to disengage the holding mechanism.
Anyway... s**t!... I'm 47 and STILL doing this kind of stuff!
I almost got into a whole host of trouble in the Army once when I walked by one of those red fire alarm boxes on the wall in the barracks. I noticed the little 'lock' holding the door closed had two little holes (to be opened with a spanner wrench) which would fit the little upturned tabs on my fingernail clippers EXACTLY!
I had one in my pocket, whipped it out and before realizing how the whole alarm mechanism worked, opened the little door and set off the alarm.
In retrospect, I now realize that the glass holds the activator in place and by breaking the glass you release the activator.
By lifting the door, I, in effect, removed the glass and released the activator.
Again... my curiosity took over and got me in trouble.
Luckily I haven't caused any false alarms for the past 29 years!
I have done this all my life, but as an adult it just isn't as funny (most of the time ) as when I was much younger.
It certainly isn't as excusable as being 4 y.o. and just being 'cute' to people because of it.
Anyone else have trouble with being impulsive and curious?
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