HAHA. Oh my goodness. Bangkok is one of my favourite cities in the world, there are absolutely no health and safety rules to follow, it's insane.
First day I was there our car broke down in the middle of a 5 lane motorway for 10mins. We just sat there, nobody batted an eyelid, then eventually it started again and off we went. Later that day we went to a crocodile farm where I found a crocodile in the toilet, and cages with snakes that had open padlocks hanging off them. Our after dinner snack that night was a bag of fried locusts, that actually were surprisingly good.