Finally! I've been trying like the dickens to come up with something new here that might last a while. Let's see if this works. Think of a stupid expression you know, and mess with it creatively.
For example, my wife is always sighing, "Oh, fudge in a bucket!"
One day I was reworking our finances, and had reached the point of utter frustration and shouted:
"Ah, f****n' THE BUDGET!"
Anyone else got any?
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I'm not likely to be around much longer. As before when I first signed up here years ago, I'm finding that after a long hiatus, and after only a few days back on here, I'm spending way too much time here again already. So I'm requesting my account be locked, banned or whatever. It's just time. Until then, well, I dunno...