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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.

Chuck Norris once lifted a bus full of people that fell to a river, while holding a baby in his other arm.

Also, Chuck Norris invented the marathon.

Chuck Norris along with richardbenson invented the microwave.

In fact, richardbenson was the inspiration for Indiana Jones, but Chuck Norris took all the credit.

Chuck Norris was offered the lead role in Superman, but had to reject the offer because he was busy inventing the print cartridge.
Blindfolded.

Chuck Norris might have beat Bruce Lee but Mister T beat CANCER!

haha, good one!



Chuck Norris designed the cellphone.
While fighting a whale.

Also, Chuck Norris is the one who left the dogs out.

No it's true. In one of Bruce Lees last movies Chuck beat him, in real life Mr T had cancer and beat it.

Mr T is an admitted mommas boy. And screw up. He let fame get to his head and didnt realize it till he had cancer. I saw him once on a christian show saying church wasnt just for Sunday mornings. He was very against the hyppocites of the church, and intimidating.


I will say this the hands down most bad ass movie poster I have evr seen is "Invasion USA"!
It's a life size norris with two machine guns . . .you just got to see it.

You want hard core look up Mister Fred Rodgers.
Seriously. He was a marine drill instructor before he got his show . He wore those long sleeve sweaters to cover his arm tattos (sweaters his mother knitted by the way) and i heard he had the Marine corp record for confirmed kills as a sniper in combat.

Its what i heard anyway . . .