Any funny or stupid remarks you've overheard ?

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Some of the things I can't help overhearing,
mainly in my workplace,are so stupid they make me cringe.Some examples -
Woman 1 " I judge people by teeth and shoes"
Woman 2 " Oh yes.Teeth are sooo important.
And I don't like geeks who wear glasses.
They may be sensible but I like my men
rough."
Woman 1 " I'm worried my 3 year old son is
turning to the dark side and becoming gay.
My husband has thrown away his Teletubby
toy because it's not right. My son is distraught
but my husband has just told him Tinky Winky
is away on holiday and will phone him next
week"
I've never heard so much drivel ! If you've got
similar examples let's have a laugh at them.

i hear a lot of ignorant/intolerant discussion in school regarding orientation, gender identity, and mental health.

it gets old. but 'educating' them otherwise will serve more harm than good, in my general direction...

ok Stupid well total ret*d comments these:
"That boy looks stupid walking like that" he was tow walking and doing arm movements.

"Don't cry like a baby" from his dumbass father He was having a meltdown FFS

and not quite as bad but still not acceptable in my eyes
"Stop that noise" He was humming to relax

Pretty damn stupid this:

"The magic in Dungeons and Dragons come from SATAN!"

... this was said by a danish archbishop sometime in the 80's... man and here I thought it came from Pelor the shining one

Stupider, and funnier, and totally UNTRUE topic

U R MR GAY, abstracted from sUpeR MarRo GalAxY Video game Homosexual recruiting tool.

Government concludes vaccine link is a cause of Autism

Urine stain found on the wall of an unnamed men's washroom resembles the Virgin Mary.

Scientologists concede that if God exists HE must look like a polyglot of l ron hubbard, tom cruise, katie holmes, vinnie barbarino, and surie cruise...Mormons are already protesting and will wage war, if necessary.