The Carl's Jr. Appreciation Thread

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I tried it for the first time today, and it is now my favorite fast-food place!! !

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

lol

Carl's Jr. Computer: Enjoy your EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES!
Woman at Carl's Jr.: You didn't give me no fries, I got an empty box.
Carl's Jr. Computer: Would you like another EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES?
Woman at Carl's Jr.: I said I didn't get any!
Carl's Jr. Computer: Thank you! Your account has been charged. Your balance is zero. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase.
Woman at Carl's Jr.: What? NO!
[She hits the machine. An alarm goes off, and a sign appears on the computer saying "Carl's Jr. Frowns Upon Vandalism."]
Carl's Jr. Computer: I'm sorry you're having trouble. I'm sorry you're having trouble.
Woman at Carl's Jr.: My kids are starvin'!
Carl's Jr. Computer: [the woman kicks the computer, and it sprays a chloroform-like substance in her face, knocking her out] This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes that no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr...”F*** You, I'm Eating."
[Joe approaches the computer]
Carl's Jr. Computer: Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO? Now with more MOLECULES!

Yes, I have seen Idiocracy as well.

Can Hardee's count?

Sure, they're pretty much the same place.

I hate that we don't have Carl's here in Seattle, the closest one is a 45 minute drive away... I love their western bacon cheeseburger, I order it with pepper jack instead of American cheese, it's a huge improvement over the standard item. It's probably good for both my budget and my waistline that their isn't one closer to me, they tend to subvert my self control.

I like the Jalapeno Burger.

Do they still have the roast beast sandwich with what are those - anaheim chilis? and jack cheese? And do they still have the fried zucchini side??? Mmmmmmmmm...

I moved from NorCal to Georgia and we just have Hardee's here. Same star guy - but they're more about 3 pound hamburgers and such. (Which are good - but just a little gross)

I really miss Jack in the Box. I have to go to the Carolinas or Tennessee to get my tacos.

I always get the #3... Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger combo. Yum. <3

That sounds good.

The one in my town just opened.

I like their fries, and any of their six-dollar burgers are worth mentioning.

Carl's Jr was my original fast-food place. That was a long time ago but, I remember that I wouldna eat anytthing with condiments, making my mom go through the hassle of ordering the food plain. When I moved from CA to DC, there weren't any Carl's Juniors. The restaurant, Roy Rogers, was a dream come true for my mom, because they prepared the food without condiments, making everything optional by offering the "Fixins Bar".

Now I don't eat any bread that isn't whole grain. Panera and Taco Bell are where I go, although I usually just eat rice cakes because it's easier and cheaper.

Carl's Jr. is also known as Hardee's, depending on where you are.

Thumbs down.

I'm allergic to CHEAP cheese, and the WORST ALLERGY attack I've ever had was caused by eating there... I've never gone there ever since.
Now I never order anything with cheese at restaurants, no matter how fancy the place is.