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16 Apr 2008, 1:46 am

just one.



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16 Apr 2008, 6:01 am

none. i don't notice until the NT replaces it. :tongue:


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16 Apr 2008, 6:09 am

I say it takes less then one, just and arm and a brain



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16 Apr 2008, 6:40 am

One, but they have to be interested in electronics.


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16 Apr 2008, 6:41 am

*Sits in candlelight absorbed in preferred interest*



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16 Apr 2008, 7:50 am

it can't be done. We don't want to change.


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16 Apr 2008, 8:17 am

One, but first we have to research lightbulbs...do we go with standard, LED technology, or compact fluorescent?

Will the light be too glaring or stark with the LED, will the compact fluorescent we choose "hum" and make us nuts...impact on enviroment, energy savings, quality of light...

Oh we'll change it, it just may take awhile.


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16 Apr 2008, 8:25 am

One and at least half a day.



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16 Apr 2008, 8:37 am

How many of me does it take to change a light bulb?


Just one but I have to finish watching Benny & Joon first.



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16 Apr 2008, 11:03 am

How many aspies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hmmm...

Old light bulb burnt out? Check.
Suitable light bulb to replace it? Oops, gotta go to the store and buy some.

(30 minutes later)

Old light bulb burnt out? Check.
Suitable light bulb to replace it? Check.
Something to step on so I can reach it? Check.
I'm in position to change the bulb. Check.

(Moments later)

Old light bulb removed. Check.

(Moments later)

New light bulb installed. Check.
New light bulb working? (clicks on switch) Check.
Light switch turned off. (click) Check.

(A few minutes later)

Other light bulbs stored away. Check.
Chair returned to its old place. Check.
Aspie in one piece. Check.
Light bulb replacement complete. Check.

And finally...
Post complete. Check.



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16 Apr 2008, 11:28 am

One, but my personalities lend a hand as well. :twisted:


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16 Apr 2008, 11:52 am

None! I would never use a light bulb as the light would hurt my eyes too much.


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16 Apr 2008, 11:52 am

I'd get someone else to do it for me... :P



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16 Apr 2008, 1:09 pm

Only 2, but knowing aspies and how much trouble they have with relationships, it's difficult to imagine them ever having sex. Oh, and the light bulb would have to be pretty big too.


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16 Apr 2008, 1:17 pm

One, but it took me all day, because I misinterpreted something the lightbulb said and we had a huge argument.



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16 Apr 2008, 2:39 pm

who needs lightbulbs?! !? i Can TOUCHTYPE


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