Blonde Jokes

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Why is it considered politacally incorrect to tell jokes about black people, Jewish people, Irish people, Itallian people, or Pollish people, but alright to tell jokes about blonde people.

What makes us the politacally correct target?

D'you mean ... less politically correct than telling jokes about fat people?

Screw politic-correctness, lets tell whatever jokes we like!!

I'm blonde and I ain't offended by blonde jokes, cos I know they ain't true.

Are you fat Fnord?

Are you offended by fat jokes?

I admit to being blonde, but as Ginia said, I am not offended by them because I know they aren't true.

No and no.

Some folks are just too damned sensitive.

I think it depends on the joke. But overall I find it hard to understand why so many groups can't stand a bit of lampooning.

I tend to find "blonde" jokes somewhat passe.

Who cares if people get offended or not. They are just jokes and people need to toughen up. It's not like they are real or serious. And they say aspies get upset by them? What I see is lot of people, not just aspies. No way could all those people be aspies, especially kids in my high school when I went. They sure didn't like my jokes.


If you are going to tell a joke about Jews, Blacks, handicaps, Muslims, etc. be prepared to be attacked or get yelled at. Online, be prepared to be flamed.

The other night my mum told me off for being inappropriate, cos everyone else was having Chinese food and it smells gross, so I says, "Ew, does all of Beijing smell this bad, no wonder they have to arrest people for complaining about stuff!" Nobody can take a joke, can they?!

My favorite blonde joke...

Two blondes walk back from the beach to find that the car doors are locked and that the keys are still in the ignition. One whips out her cell phone and says, "Here! Call your boyfriend! He has a spare key, and he'll be here in no time at all!"

"He'd better hurry," says the other. "I'd like to get the top up before it starts raining."

A blonde and a brunette are watching the 6 o'clock news, and the reporter says a guy in about to jump off a cliff. The brunette says, "I bet you a fiver he jumps." The blonde says, "Well, I bet you a fiver he doesn't jump." So then the guy jumps. The brunette admits that she actually cheated and watched the 5 o-clock news. The blonde says, "So did I, but I didn't think he'd jump twice!"

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!




A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away."

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day...we aren't terribly busy. Just take
the day off and go relax."

Sally very calmly states, "No I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. "If you need anything just let me know" says the boss.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically.

He rushes over an asks, "What's the matter now? Are you going to be ok?"

Sally breaks down in tears. "I just received a horrible call from my sister. She said that her mom died too!!"

I'm a natural blonde and I think blonde jokes are funny.

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