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13 Dec 2008, 12:42 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkKYNwYBYrs

..and the male has the most romantic way of initiating



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13 Dec 2008, 12:47 am

Turtle porn? You are so banned... :lol:



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13 Dec 2008, 1:35 am

got that right



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13 Dec 2008, 1:44 am

8O

Ford_prefects_kid you should give those turtles a bit of privacy. :roll:

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13 Dec 2008, 4:32 am

In most chelonian (turtle and tortoise) species, you can determine the sex of an adult by inspecting the plastron (bottom half of the shell). In females, it is flat. In males it is concave, allowing them easily mount females.



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13 Dec 2008, 4:36 am

release_the_bats wrote:
In most chelonian (turtle and tortoise) species, you can determine the sex of an adult by inspecting the plastron (bottom half of the shell). In females, it is flat. In males it is concave, allowing them easily mount females.


So you are into turtle porn too then. :shameonyou:

8O



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13 Dec 2008, 10:09 am

8O ok thats gonna give me nightmares for life


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13 Dec 2008, 3:57 pm

::bonks shell with head::



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13 Dec 2008, 8:29 pm

MR_BOGAN wrote:
release_the_bats wrote:
In most chelonian (turtle and tortoise) species, you can determine the sex of an adult by inspecting the plastron (bottom half of the shell). In females, it is flat. In males it is concave, allowing them easily mount females.


So you are into turtle porn too then. :shameonyou:

8O


That post described how to determine if your pet turtle or tortoise is male or female.

You're the one applying it to turtle porn. I wonder what that says! :idea: :P



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13 Dec 2008, 9:40 pm

I thought they would say Cowabunga Dude



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14 Dec 2008, 2:47 am

cold blooded action!



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14 Dec 2008, 2:52 am

LOL :lol:



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14 Dec 2008, 7:54 am

ford_prefects_kid wrote:
::bonks shell with head::
:lol:


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14 Dec 2008, 8:03 am

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14 Dec 2008, 2:32 pm

release_the_bats wrote:
MR_BOGAN wrote:
release_the_bats wrote:
In most chelonian (turtle and tortoise) species, you can determine the sex of an adult by inspecting the plastron (bottom half of the shell). In females, it is flat. In males it is concave, allowing them easily mount females.


So you are into turtle porn too then. :shameonyou:

8O


That post described how to determine if your pet turtle or tortoise is male or female.

You're the one applying it to turtle porn. I wonder what that says! :idea: :P


I have no idea what you are suggesting. :roll:



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16 Dec 2008, 6:10 pm

MR_BOGAN wrote:
release_the_bats wrote:
MR_BOGAN wrote:
release_the_bats wrote:
In most chelonian (turtle and tortoise) species, you can determine the sex of an adult by inspecting the plastron (bottom half of the shell). In females, it is flat. In males it is concave, allowing them easily mount females.


So you are into turtle porn too then. :shameonyou:

8O


That post described how to determine if your pet turtle or tortoise is male or female.

You're the one applying it to turtle porn. I wonder what that says! :idea: :P


I have no idea what you are suggesting. :roll:


Sure, of course you don't. :P