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ZEGH8578
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26 Mar 2009, 8:24 pm

i wanna persecute everyone who HAS a functioning brain and dont use it, and by functioning i mean:

the ability to talk, walk, you know, a un-broken brain.

you see them on tv. they often willingly JOIN reality shows. you can hear their STUPID half-baked opinions, you can see them on "smarter than a 5th grader" you see them everywhere.

they would get an option:

donate the brain, to someone who has lost brain function cus of an accident, or burn on the goddamn stake.

its a WASTE of good brain, and i am SICK of seeing the marvel of the human brain go to waste like that. there are people who has gotten their brains damaged in accidents, who would take good use of those brains.
seriously.

im fuming :(


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26 Mar 2009, 10:20 pm

Me first!!



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26 Mar 2009, 11:32 pm

Averick wrote:
Me first!!


just the fact that you step up voluntarily redeems you. you are pure at brain, my child.

by default, this will be a hunt. i am specifically looking for people with the attitude of "just because i am [insert stupidity-related stereotype] doesnt mean im stupid!" or the classic "people dont think im smart, but i really am"

allready, in my humble town, i have over fifteen thousand orange lights blinking on my interactive map. i am actually fearing for my health when the time comes to map the united states, as merely glancing at the map could give me a seizure :(


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27 Mar 2009, 2:28 am

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*flees before the nerd police arrive to point out that Data is using a contraction.*


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27 Mar 2009, 5:53 am

BobTheMartian wrote:
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*flees before the nerd police arrive to point out that Data is using a contraction.*
Hmm, you are your own nerd police. I didn't notice until you mentioned it. :roll:

EDIT: What I always found funny though, is that with the insanely advanced technology they use in Star-Trek, they still didn't manage to make Data's eyes look more human.


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27 Mar 2009, 7:15 am

BobTheMartian wrote:
*flees before the nerd police arrive to point out that Data is using a contraction.*


I initially read you as saying that Data used a contradiction, so I was studying the picture to try and find where this contradiction was. Oh dear, reading skill check - failed.



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27 Mar 2009, 7:37 am

know how it can feel but here`s my tip -
everytime you see someone and they annoy
the crap out of you, this is the thing to do,
think;

"Screw them, they might be idiots but they
are not gonna ruin my mood. I dont know
these people, why should it bother me."

Then you take all that annoyed energy and
turn in towards yourself, use it to do something
for yourself instead of waisting it on fools :)
If you live to be a 1000 years old, you will
meet fools pretty much every day of those
1000 years. The trick is to not let it get to
you, dont waste your time and energy on
fools, its a total waste, let them ramble
while you do your stuff :) Smile at them,
be happy its not you.



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27 Mar 2009, 10:31 am

Rather than point out the irony of this thread, I'll simply leave you with an inspiring song...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbcyiFt5VEs[/youtube]



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27 Mar 2009, 11:33 pm

ImTheGuyThatDidThat wrote:
know how it can feel but here`s my tip -
everytime you see someone and they annoy
the crap out of you, this is the thing to do,
think;

"Screw them, they might be idiots but they
are not gonna ruin my mood. I dont know
these people, why should it bother me."

Then you take all that annoyed energy and
turn in towards yourself, use it to do something
for yourself instead of waisting it on fools :)
If you live to be a 1000 years old, you will
meet fools pretty much every day of those
1000 years. The trick is to not let it get to
you, dont waste your time and energy on
fools, its a total waste, let them ramble
while you do your stuff :) Smile at them,
be happy its not you.


i'd be happy if they didnt constantly remind me of their existence.

i ignore them 99% of the time, but every now and then... like NOW... it gets too much, and i need an outlet

i will personally set the bar tho. for where stupidity stops, and intelligence begins. the world population will be at MY mercy.
sometimes i close my eyes, and honestly DREAM about gathering up tons of people, and just dispersing of them. i would not discriminate between anything other than voluntary brain-usage.
the only way to survive, is to use the brain.
if people manage to escape, then good for them, cus they obviously used their brain:]


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