I'm a hipster!

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First off: dude, hypnotoad.

Secondly: I don't like labeling people and according to most people it makes you a poser to call yourself a hipster, but I'm a huge hipster, and I don't really care about the negative stigma surrounding hipsterdom.

I breathe hipster.
I read blogs
I blog
I love old audio equipment and cameras
I speak in monotone
I wear vintage and thrifted clothing
I drink PBR
I watch David Lynch films
I listen to electronic music and punk rock
I go to hipster dance parties
I used to smoke cigarettes
I have done drugs
I write in molskine notebooks
I wear skinny jeans
I wear rude 90s clothes sometimes
I make artwork
I sometimes wear little boys' clothes
I go to shows
I listen to records and cassettes
I take polaroid photos
I have a vast knowledge of popular culture.

According to most people, I am a hipster.
The thing about it is, I legitimately have a passion for dated fashion and technology, also select recent music, so in order to be "unhipster" I would have to try REALLY REALLY hard. So really, there is no point of avoiding hipsterdom, if it is who you are naturally.

O gosh hipsters. The bane of my existence.

wow sorry.
I wasn't advocating drug use.
it isn't "kewl"

I was just pointing out that some people can be considered hipsters without having to try too hard.

hmmm, I have a feeling I have missed some highly obvious sarcasm.

Damn autism.