Verdens dummeste, idiotiske, oppskrytte!!

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Han ser kanskje smågrei ut i bildet, men han er en KØDD Han ødelegger for seg selv, andre, og det værste var at han klarte å få nok kjeft til å flytte fra hotellet, ingenting av det han gjorde var vittig, bare piss.

Det ENESTE jeg synes var vittig var når han var full nok til å slå til en maskin og fikk "Lyskestrekk?!"

Her er et klipp

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxXdH9muZRI[/youtube]

Jeg kan ikke se bildet

I'm surprised he didn't hurt his hand...

Wow my Norwegian listening comprehension skills are sucking really bad compared to reading skills... I think I need to go back to watching more Barne-TV...

Er ikke det litt barnslig?

Jeg ville sett det hvis de bare viste pokemon, super mario bros super show, etc.

The hosts of barne tv= AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !! !! !! !! !!

Barne tv, for me= AAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHH!! !

I'd prefer svein krogstad over svein østvik anyday

This song was very popular when i was in ungdomskolen

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2q85eUXhN0[/youtube]

faktisk! Det er som "Jackass" på MTV...



Ofte kan jeg ikke forstå hva voksne sier på Barne TV, men jeg liker mye naturprogrammet "Ugler i mosen" Mannen fra Tromsø (jeg glemte navnet hans) er ganske morsom synes jeg. Det kan være morsomt å lære noe.

Jeg også likte mye Super Mario Bros. Super Show, da jeg var yngre.

aaaoooooeee!!

Kødd, Jackass er ikke barnslig, det er jævlig vittig jeg likte spesielt jackass 2 når noen slo med slegga så en dildo skvatt i ræva på en mann Jeg så den på ungdomskolen sammen med noen elever, og vi har helt cracked up liksom

Om super mario bros super show, jeg HATET introene som varte 5 minutter, det var liksom helt TRAUMATISK å gå gjennom, minner meg om super mario bros the movie, som jeg ikke så. Rappen var god, selv om jeg ikke er en fanatiker av det.

Har du hørt om "Kutoppen"? Du kan tenke deg at det inneholder om dyr, gård....... Jeg kaller den KUKTOPPEN istedet, moren min blir liksom helt FORBANNA hvær gang jeg sier det foran søstera mi

I think Jackass can be quite funny, other things they do I find a bit contrived so it really varies for me. I have never watched the Jackass movies, just a bit of the series when it was on TV. The humor in the first video is very much in line with the humor in some of the things done on Jackass. But this makes sense because you liked the first video, and you also like Jackass so there's no discrepancy there. I also found the first video funny, although I didn't understand it at first because I had to look up what a "lyskestrekk" is. It's not exactly a word they teach students learning bokmål...

No, I've never heard of "Kutoppen". My Norwegian is crappy, from just a few months of very very casual self-study.

Hmm, maybe it's just that I'm forgetting that you're 16 and I'm 30, or there is a cultural/language barrier or something, but not knowing what "kødd" meant, I had to look that up on a translator, and it came up as "dick". People have a right to opinions, but I really don't appreciate being called a "dick". You don't know me near well enough to be able to call me that and for me to take it in a humorous light.

You're NOT norwegian? I did not mean to call you a dick, kødd is somewhat friendly, it's not like im gonna step up to you or some other guy and say "You dick" i would say, fool, in a friendly way, my friends often call me that, as i do to them Forgive me. By the way, kutoppen means "the cowtop", and kuktoppen means "the c*cktop"

I'M AMERICAN!! !! I thought you would've figured out I'm not Norwegian from some of the responses I've given to your posts. And here in the US, "dick" is rarely used in a friendly way, nothing like how "fool" is used here. Even if I were Norwegian, I would never consider using the more innocuous "fool" with a person unless I knew the person better and we had sufficient mutual understanding and trust already established. We don't have that here.

Wow, I have not been called a "dick" in a very very long time. Reading that just made my blood boil. I got so infuriated.

I think there is some miscommunication here. When I first read this, I thought that the pronoun "det" was referring to the original video. I mentioned that I should go back to watching Norwegian children's shows, so I interpreted your question as, "isn't the video a bit childish?", as though you were trying to suggest that what I was looking for was a childish show for its own sake. So I replied "haha yeah seriously! The video's like Jackass on MTV", because the video reminded me of Jackass and some of the things they do on Jackass are kinda childish too (my opinion).

But you weren't thinking of "det" as the original video, were you? Now I think it's possible you were using "det" to refer to the act of watching the children's shows in the first place, as though there were something wrong with that. If that's the case, don't be so quick to judge. We've got a lot of people here on WP who think/act a lot younger than their biological age, and there's nothing intrinsically wrong with that. At any rate, I would watch the children's shows specifically because they're significantly easier to understand than an adult show, for a non-native speaker. The point of watching the children's shows was to improve my Norwegian skills, because I said:



The people on children's shows tend to talk more slowly and use simple words. It's not like the childish content of children's shows particularly appeals to me or anything. I just happen to like "Ugler i mosen" because the content is more science/nature-based than other shows, and the guy who hosts it is funny.

That clears things up, i though you were norwegian because you were the first one to response to this thread, the one that usually replies to things i write, and then i just did not know, thank you for letting me know.

By the way, what do you think of this man, svein østvik? he's stupid.......

Ingen årsak Jeg har gode norske venner i virkeligheten, og én er diagnostisert AS, så for noen år siden lærte jeg meg litt norsk for å hjelpe ham med mange ting. Hvis jeg må på denne jorden kunne jeg prøve å gjøre den bedre! I reply to many people's posts, but I've got a good memory and admittedly do like to follow up on what various people are saying, as posts are not made in a vacuum. Especially people who post in the Haven have histories which need to be considered in order to give thoughtful, meaningful replies.

About Svein Østvik and the video, was he intentionally trying to hit the machine like that, or trying to hit the punching bag? It would've been really funny if the punching bag went back up just as he was about to hit it, but this isn't shown in the video very clearly so I wasn't sure what happened exactly. I can understand only a few things spoken in that video.

Help your as friend? You come over here to help him?

About Svein, he made a bet with his friend Viggo about something, i don't remember what, but i think he got drunk and hit the machine on purpose, and yelled; AAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA In such a hysterical way , and said; "Don't touch me!!".

He behaved like such an *ss, he and his friend took farewell with the hotel shortly after they arrived.

I gotta sleepy now, because of the damn time zone i live in, but see ya

Hej!
Et måske dumt spørgsmål fra en dansker:

Du skriver først "moren min", og bagefter "søstera mi".

Så vidt jeg ved, er det første bokmål og det andet nynorsk?
Ikke at jeg er så vældig klog på det, men det skulle være noget med, at bokmål har fælleskøn og intetkøn (som på dansk), mens nynorsk har hankøn, hunkøn og intetkøn -
så hvis det skulle være konsekvent, skulle det være "moren min / søsteren min" eller "mora mi / søstera mi".
Ja det er ikke for at korrigere på nogen måde, det er jeg slet ikke kompetent til. Jeg undrede mig bare lidt.
På den anden side har jeg læst en bog på bokmål, hvor der alligevel godt kunne stå "venninna mi" eller "ei venninne".
Eller som der står i Fatterns sang "Badekaret til Pelle", som ellers er på bokmål: "Mora di vasker undertøyet sitt der!" (i Pelles badekar, altså).

Men det kan være, det ikke behøver at være lige "konsekvent" altid, så de to sprog evt. ikke er så fast afgrænsede størrelser som man kunne tro?

Nå. Som sagt, bare et nysgerrigt spørgsmål.

Jeg snakker bokmål.

Ja, det syntes jeg jo også nok det så ud til på resten af det, du har skrevet.