magz wrote:
I just annuonce to my friends and family:
Sorry, I'm not nice, I bite today. Proceed with caution on your own risk.
Surprisingly, it works. People don't bother me needlessly and don't take it personally if I act awful.
That is awesome that this works so well for you!
I tell my sister that, "I has to go the 'Number 3'. It would not be safe for you." It is based on a quote from the movie, Home (one of my favorite movies).
Home wrote:
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Okay, pee break.
Oh: I, too, has to break pee. Or as you calls it 'Number 1'. We also has the 'number 2'.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Okay.
Oh: and the 'Number 3'.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Okay.
Oh: It is a good thing I dooz not has to go the 'Number 3'. It would not be safe for you.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Urrgh.
Oh: We only dooz it once a year. I would not call it a holiday. But you dooz need to take the day off.
1. It is a bodily function in many ways much like 'number 1' and 'number 2'.
2. It is not safe for people to be around me.
3. It is not once a year but it is a regular, infrequent occurrence compared to 'number 1' and 'number 2'.
4. I need to take the day, or several days, off.
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31st of July, 2013
Diagnosed:
Autism Spectrum Disorder,
Auditory-Verbal Processing Speed Disorder, and
Visual-Motor Processing Speed Disorder.
Weak Emerging Social Communicator (The Social Thinking-Social Communication Profile by Michelle Garcia Winner, Pamela Crooke and Stephanie Madrigal)
"I am silently correcting your grammar."
