This is an incredibly unique thread.
Just this afternoon, while I was supposed to be working, I thought to myself how funny it was that I was recently accused of being 1/2 sister. I tend to attract a wide variety of people from all different walks of life . I know ALOT of sisters.
Only, a couple I know recently asked me (after an in depth conversation about why I knew so many sisters and if I secretly desired a life makeover), if I was.
I have concluded that it is likely because I am the MOST incredibly open person. I have the most interesting and fascinating tales. Now, if only I could find a way to socialize and tell those tales
Sorry, ladies, not gay, just open to the lifestyle. 
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