Cute quotes by women for women

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I got this in an email, thought i would share with everybody...

Cute quotes made by women for women...

Remember this motto to live by: =Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving =safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in =sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used =up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the =hell happened.- Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually =shut the b***h up with cookies.(Unknown)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy-Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. ?I think of them as stray =eyebrows.- Janette Barber

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- =hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.- Erma Bombeck -

Old age ain't no place for sissies .-Bette Davis-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body =starts falling apart.- Caryn Leschen

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a =horrible warning.-Catherine-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.- Roseanne Barr

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.- Maryon Pearson

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.-Eleanor Roosevelt-

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me =over!!

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Being Normal Is Vastly Overrated

"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually =shut the b***h up with cookies.(Unknown)"

I really like that one!

very nice, thank you.
I wish there was a whole book of them.

You may also like this:

Start Wearing Purple by Gogol Bordello

Start wearing purple wearing purple
Start wearing purple for me now
All your sanity and wits they will all vanish
I promise, it's just a matter of time...

I know you since you were a twenty, and I was twenty,
but thought that some years from now
a purple little little lady will be perfect
for dirty old and useless clown...

I know it all from Diogenis to Foucault
from Lozgechkin to Paspartu
I ja kljanus obostzav dva paltza
schto muziko poshla ot Zzukov Mu!...

Party!

So Fio-Fio-Fioletta! Etta! Va-va-va-vaja dama ti moja!
Eh podayte nam karetu, votetu, i mi poedem k ebenjam!

So yeah, start wearing purple wearing purple
Start wearing purple for me now
All your sanity and wits, they will all vanish
I promise, it's just a matter of time!...

Here's them performing it at Glastonbury festival last year, on the same stage I was married on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V8984mDgOg

Enjoy!

Gogol Bordello, I love that band.

Bedtime Prayer For Women

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One whose thingy is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
In the hall, the tub, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempts to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by me bed,
I look at the jackass you sent me instead.
A-man.

Thankyou, ladies and gents.

From the Queen of cute quotes for women, Jane Austen:


Human nature is so well disposed towards those who are in interesting situations, that a young person, who either marries or dies, is sure of being kindly spoken of.

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It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

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Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.

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Men have had every advantage of us in telling their own story. Education has been theirs in so much higher a degree; the pen has been in their hands. I will not allow books to prove anything.

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Surprises are foolish things. The pleasure is not enhanced, and the inconvenience is often considerable.
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The more I know of the world, the more I am convinced that I shall never see a man whom I can really love.

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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

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There are people, the more you do for them, the less they do for themselves.

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There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort.

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There is something so amiable in the prejudices of a young mind, that one is sorry to see them give way to the reception of more general opinions.