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07 Feb 2011, 6:26 pm

I've met some creepy women in my time. When I used to have a Myspace and let basically any random girl add me, one girl in particular added a bunch of my friends and ended up finding out my phone number because some dumbass who I consider the 'Butters' of my group of friends (South Park reference) gave it to her unquestioningly. She called my house long distance from Arkansas or some other state a few times and left really weird messages on my answering machine like 'Hey... 'Vigil'... Its uh.. raining outside. Uhm how are you? Are we going to hang out? You should look at my profile I put new pics up I want comments.. Oh and how come I can't view your profile? You didn't block me did you? I love you, blah blah blah, insert scaryness here'. There were a few other creepy girls I met on Myspace who ended up finding out my number through 'Butters' but she was the only one from outside Montreal


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07 Feb 2011, 6:36 pm

Vigilans wrote:
I've met some creepy women in my time. When I used to have a Myspace and let basically any random girl add me, one girl in particular added a bunch of my friends and ended up finding out my phone number because some dumbass who I consider the 'Butters' of my group of friends (South Park reference) gave it to her unquestioningly. She called my house long distance from Arkansas or some other state a few times and left really weird messages on my answering machine like 'Hey... 'Vigil'... Its uh.. raining outside. Uhm how are you? Are we going to hang out? You should look at my profile I put new pics up I want comments.. Oh and how come I can't view your profile? You didn't block me did you? I love you, blah blah blah, insert scaryness here'. There were a few other creepy girls I met on Myspace who ended up finding out my number through 'Butters' but she was the only one from outside Montreal


Ok, you've answered the question, LOL!


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07 Feb 2011, 6:42 pm

Vigilans wrote:
I've met some creepy women in my time. When I used to have a Myspace and let basically any random girl add me, one girl in particular added a bunch of my friends and ended up finding out my phone number because some dumbass who I consider the 'Butters' of my group of friends (South Park reference) gave it to her unquestioningly. She called my house long distance from Arkansas or some other state a few times and left really weird messages on my answering machine like 'Hey... 'Vigil'... Its uh.. raining outside. Uhm how are you? Are we going to hang out? You should look at my profile I put new pics up I want comments.. Oh and how come I can't view your profile? You didn't block me did you? I love you, blah blah blah, insert scaryness here'. There were a few other creepy girls I met on Myspace who ended up finding out my number through 'Butters' but she was the only one from outside Montreal


Oh man... I think I would have freaked.


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07 Feb 2011, 7:06 pm

She was a really really weird person. I only talked to her a few times online and never really very seriously. One time she asked me what I would do if left alone in a room with her with the door locked and I basically described, in step by step detail, how I would make a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich. She thought I was making sexual innuendo apparently and was delighted


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07 Feb 2011, 7:13 pm

Vigilans wrote:
She was a really really weird person. I only talked to her a few times online and never really very seriously. One time she asked me what I would do if left alone in a room with her with the door locked and I basically described, in step by step detail, how I would make a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich. She thought I was making sexual innuendo apparently and was delighted


Bang Licking Tits


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07 Feb 2011, 7:15 pm

Now I want some bacon. Good thing I've got some in the fridge!


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07 Feb 2011, 7:21 pm

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Now I want some bacon. Good thing I've got some in the fridge!


You dirty b***h :wink:


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07 Feb 2011, 7:31 pm

I want to take two slices of toast and slap some tomato, bacon and lettuce with a bit of mayo in there baby, if you know what I mean


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07 Feb 2011, 7:40 pm

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I want to take two slices of toast and slap some tomato, bacon and lettuce with a bit of mayo in there baby, if you know what I mean


meat and 2 veg?


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07 Feb 2011, 7:41 pm

Oh yeah, baby! Spread that mayo nice and good!


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08 Feb 2011, 7:04 am

sammiches and sex is a good combination.



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09 Feb 2011, 1:15 pm

sex sandwich


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09 Feb 2011, 1:27 pm

i think i'd stick with a normal sandwich right now.
i'm actually not in the mood for sex right now.



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09 Feb 2011, 2:00 pm

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i think i'd stick with a normal sandwich right now.
i'm actually not in the mood for sex right now.


8O 8O 8O


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09 Feb 2011, 2:03 pm

i know, i know. D:
i just want a hug from stefan.
and some chocolate.
i hope he brings home chocolate.



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09 Feb 2011, 2:13 pm

I want my man to bring me chocolate, too. I told him yesterday I was craving chocolate... no chocolate.

No huggie for Dawn, either. No touchie, in fact.


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