27 Aug 2014, 6:02 pm
starvingartist wrote:
Prof_Pretorius wrote:
/\ /\ AHA ! ! You do indeed have a sense of humor ....
Thank you, Captain Obvious! You win the "No sh**, Sherlock" prize for today!
A huge thank you to both of you for cracking me up about this, and still on page one!
27 Aug 2014, 6:10 pm
alpineglow wrote:
starvingartist wrote:
Prof_Pretorius wrote:
/\ /\ AHA ! ! You do indeed have a sense of humor ....
Thank you, Captain Obvious! You win the "No sh**, Sherlock" prize for today!
A huge thank you to both of you for cracking me up about this, and still on page one!
i'm here all week, monday through sunday--try the veal, it's the specialty here.
auntblabby
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27 Aug 2014, 6:16 pm
27 Aug 2014, 7:08 pm
27 Aug 2014, 7:13 pm
1401b wrote:
I see, was it the actual post or the last-second add-on of "/sarcasm" that was the irony?
Regardless, it sounds like Man hating even though you "claim" to reverse the entirety with only a single word. ("sarcasm" or later "irony")
Secondly, who cares if another post was naughty? It is independent of the origin of this thread.
Two wrongs don't make it right.
Pointing a finger elsewhere makes this thread appear as if it really was originally intended to be harmful.
The implied insult of
tends to verify hostility.
I did not read the other post, nor am I required to.
I find this one to be immensely sexist and highly offensive. You were offensive to entirely new group of people.
And if there is any "claim" of defending against a woman hating post, then this is also unimaginably hypocritical.
You appear as the hater here.
You appear to be looking for excuses to Man-bash.
It also appears to say that you are jealous and angry about not being able to get a man (penis) for yourself.
Are these the things you want people to think about you?
Dictionary or not.
Regardless, it sounds like Man hating even though you "claim" to reverse the entirety with only a single word. ("sarcasm" or later "irony")
Secondly, who cares if another post was naughty? It is independent of the origin of this thread.
Two wrongs don't make it right.
Pointing a finger elsewhere makes this thread appear as if it really was originally intended to be harmful.
The implied insult of
starvingartist wrote:
[...] dictionaries are our friends. 
[...]
[...]tends to verify hostility.
I did not read the other post, nor am I required to.
I find this one to be immensely sexist and highly offensive. You were offensive to entirely new group of people.
And if there is any "claim" of defending against a woman hating post, then this is also unimaginably hypocritical.
You appear as the hater here.
You appear to be looking for excuses to Man-bash.
It also appears to say that you are jealous and angry about not being able to get a man (penis) for yourself.
Are these the things you want people to think about you?
Dictionary or not.
^^thank you for that--my belly laugh for the day. cheers.
27 Aug 2014, 7:14 pm
27 Aug 2014, 9:43 pm
starvingartist wrote:
amirite girls?
penises are totally creepy and weird-looking--i really don't know how guys can manage to w*k without puking. they're just so strange and gross, with their helmets and foreskins and things--blech. any time i think about having sex with a guy, i remember what a penis looks like and then i have to go home, crawl into a ball in my closet, and cry until i find my happy place again. it's very disruptive to my functioning and my sex life--if only guys could have normal-looking junk like us ladies do! our junk is totes gorgeous, really sexy--don't know why penises can't be more sexy and appealing like sweet vaginas totes are. you know what i'm talking about, ladies!
/sarcasm
really though, there's been a thread on the creepiness of women's junk, so i thought i'd restore balance to the force.
penises are totally creepy and weird-looking--i really don't know how guys can manage to w*k without puking. they're just so strange and gross, with their helmets and foreskins and things--blech. any time i think about having sex with a guy, i remember what a penis looks like and then i have to go home, crawl into a ball in my closet, and cry until i find my happy place again. it's very disruptive to my functioning and my sex life--if only guys could have normal-looking junk like us ladies do! our junk is totes gorgeous, really sexy--don't know why penises can't be more sexy and appealing like sweet vaginas totes are. you know what i'm talking about, ladies!
/sarcasm
really though, there's been a thread on the creepiness of women's junk, so i thought i'd restore balance to the force.
At least you don't have to keep on your body all the time because you ain't got no money or insurance coverage to finally fix it.
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27 Aug 2014, 9:45 pm
starvingartist wrote:
Prof_Pretorius wrote:
/\ /\ AHA ! ! You do indeed have a sense of humor ....
Thank you, Captain Obvious! You win the "No sh**, Sherlock" prize for today!
Will you be bringing the prize with you when you come to visit ??
27 Aug 2014, 9:59 pm
beneficii wrote:
At least you don't have to keep on your body all the time because you ain't got no money or insurance coverage to finally fix it.
i can't say i understand your situation, beneficii--there have been times when i've hated parts of my body or even the whole thing but i know it's not the same thing as being born into a body that doesn't match up with how you feel on the inside, so i won't tell you i know how you feel. i will say i can only imagine how uncomfortable that would be ("uncomfortable" seems a woefully inadequate term, but i'm not sure what else to use), and i wish there was sufficient public health insurance where you live so you could get the surgery/treatments you need so you could feel comfortable in your body. i think everyone deserves that, the chance to feel comfortable in their own skin.
27 Aug 2014, 10:05 pm
Prof_Pretorius wrote:
starvingartist wrote:
Prof_Pretorius wrote:
/\ /\ AHA ! ! You do indeed have a sense of humor ....
Thank you, Captain Obvious! You win the "No sh**, Sherlock" prize for today!
Will you be bringing the prize with you when you come to visit ??
it's a nominal prize only, sorry. all you get is the prestige of being the award holder.
27 Aug 2014, 11:59 pm
starvingartist wrote:
Prof_Pretorius wrote:
starvingartist wrote:
Prof_Pretorius wrote:
/\ /\ AHA ! ! You do indeed have a sense of humor ....
Thank you, Captain Obvious! You win the "No sh**, Sherlock" prize for today!
Will you be bringing the prize with you when you come to visit ??
it's a nominal prize only, sorry. all you get is the prestige of being the award holder.
Don't I get a prize?
Come on, I've been putting up with your man-hating for the last 20 years, it's the least you can do! lol
28 Aug 2014, 1:25 am
28 Aug 2014, 1:51 am
28 Aug 2014, 1:46 pm
1401b wrote:
Or I'm completely wrong and you're awesome.
*edited to add: nope, I guess I was right, you're thrilled that you offended a man. God I'm such a sukker for trolls.
*edited to add: nope, I guess I was right, you're thrilled that you offended a man. God I'm such a sukker for trolls.
you're definitely wrong, and i'm definitely awesome--but you can think what you like about me, matters little.
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29 Aug 2014, 1:25 pm
I think penii are scary too, especially when they are really close to my face.
Uhh not sure where I was going with this.
Penis
Vagina 
29 Aug 2014, 6:43 pm
especially gross on some circumcised pee-pees when you end up with a two-toned zebra-dick. 
well, not exclusive to cut folks but i still find it gross.
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