I think I might understand women's orgasms

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10 Feb 2009, 3:40 pm

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My friend once suggeested that maybe if you sneezed 8 times in a row, cum would shoot out everywhere

Um...is your friend a smart person, then? :lol:

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10 Feb 2009, 3:44 pm

na, he's a perv, but was joking by the way lol

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10 Feb 2009, 4:16 pm

its when they say, "its ok, you tried, now get off of me"

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10 Feb 2009, 4:19 pm

benjimanbreeg wrote:

its when they say, "its ok, you tried, now get off of me"

Who the hell says THAT?!

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10 Feb 2009, 4:34 pm

gina-ghettoprincess wrote:

benjimanbreeg wrote:

its when they say, "its ok, you tried, now get off of me"

Who the hell says THAT?!

women

Wait, I was completely joking its a quote from deuce bigilow european gigilo

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18 Feb 2009, 1:14 am

mixtapebooty wrote:

The only thing I have to add is that women have different types of orgasms, depending on the woman. Have you ever heard of cervical orgasms? Some areas produce stronger sensations and stronger orgasms when stimulated. Pressure and speed of stimulation also determine the affect of an orgasm. I've had gentle soft ones, orgasms that made me cry and feel sad, really sensitive ones, loud ones, hard ones, penetrative and non penetrative, it goes on and on and on. Sometimes they are out of control and sometimes they are easier to control.

Why would an orgasm make you cry and feel sad?

*hoping you won't resent me asking*

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18 Feb 2009, 2:34 am

I thought his answer was to wear a paper bag over his head, it may help

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18 Feb 2009, 4:51 am

slowmutant wrote:

mixtapebooty wrote:

Why would an orgasm make you cry and feel sad?

Because women are weird.

I'm allowed to say that because I am one

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18 Feb 2009, 8:14 am

sometimes, right after a real good orgasm I'll start laughing uncontrollable,
and at the sametime I'll have to explain to the guy that it's a good thing,
they all seem to think I'm laughing at them...

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18 Feb 2009, 8:23 pm

It's harder to catch a sneeze with just your thoughts.

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21 Feb 2009, 3:14 pm

benjimanbreeg wrote:

its when they say, "its ok, you tried, now get off of me"

For the small number of chances I've had, I got that line more than once. Hard to build up any sense of proficiency or confidence if one can't find someone both understanding and patient.

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21 Feb 2009, 3:15 pm

I don't understand my own orgasms.

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21 Feb 2009, 6:38 pm

digger1 wrote:

I think... (emphasis on the "think")

of course, I'm not a woman so I can't ever know for sure but let me know if I have this at all close, okay?

okay, here goes:

sometimes when I feel an intense sneeze coming on, my face, mouth and throat convulse somewhat. I inhale sporadically like they do in cartoons when someone throws pepper in someone else's face... Anyway, sometimes the sneeze urge goes away and I try to get it back by looking at an angle at a bright light and that's when I get the sensation back and I finally get the sneeze out.

Now, it occurred to me that sometimes when women have someone "downtown" and they're doing their work, the woman will sometimes say, "oooh yeah, right there, don't stop!". If that person doing the diddling stops or varies his or her technique at all, she building to climax could lose her sensation.

I remember hearing somewhere that a sneeze is 1/8 an orgasm if only it occurred downtown

maybe? (don't hate me please)
*ducks*

From what I have heard, that is accurate. Of course, there are a lot of variables, and they can affect how the woman experiences the orgasm, or even if she has one. BTW I think Fnord was saying that undertanding the female orgasm is probably less important to the man than understanding how they think. THAT is the mystery. Then again, that is even more complex than how the orgasm works, so I guess it figures that it is harder to understand.

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22 Feb 2009, 10:50 am

mcm15501 wrote:

benjimanbreeg wrote:

its when they say, "its ok, you tried, now get off of me"

For the small number of chances I've had, I got that line more than once. Hard to build up any sense of proficiency or confidence if one can't find someone both understanding and patient.

I think if it feels like nothing's gonna happen, change things around. Get her legs up in the air :twisted:

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22 Feb 2009, 11:04 am

benjimanbreeg wrote:

mcm15501 wrote:

benjimanbreeg wrote:

its when they say, "its ok, you tried, now get off of me"

For the small number of chances I've had, I got that line more than once. Hard to build up any sense of proficiency or confidence if one can't find someone both understanding and patient.

I think if it feels like nothing's gonna happen, change things around. Get her legs up in the air :twisted:

Some guys seem to forget the legs are actually attached to the rest of the body...
We're not all Chinese rubber women! :lol:

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22 Feb 2009, 11:34 am

Yeah I know haha. In the heat of the moment though, that doesn't really come to mind :wink:

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