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18 Mar 2009, 10:26 pm

At least you're not expected to turn into some psychotic serial killer... usually.

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18 Mar 2009, 10:30 pm

"spinster, old maid". you say that like there's something wrong with it.

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18 Mar 2009, 10:35 pm

Well perhaps you could save me some room on your acreage for another shack. Perhaps somewhere in the foothills.

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18 Mar 2009, 10:39 pm

my acreage? yes you can always pitch a tent or something. plenty of rabbits.

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18 Mar 2009, 10:53 pm

Awesome. But can't I contract worms if I eat conies in a certain season??

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19 Mar 2009, 12:15 am

i fall under this :cry:

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19 Mar 2009, 3:51 am

Averick wrote:

Awesome. But can't I contract worms if I eat conies in a certain season??

worms, mm I don't know. I'm a small acreage newbie so I only stumble my way through the 'rural' stuff. The neighbours trap and eat them.

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19 Mar 2009, 7:02 am

Averick wrote:

Well perhaps you could save me some room on your acreage for another shack. Perhaps somewhere in the foothills.

It'll be great!

You pik the banjo while I roast up some oppossum and skin them good for nothn' squirrels! :hic:

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19 Mar 2009, 8:30 am

Hey, you can't be a REAL MO girl-- you spelt opossum close to being correct!! :lol:

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19 Mar 2009, 10:44 am

I will never marry, but I do have 2 male companions....so I guess I can't be an "old Maid"..if "maid" means "maiden"...is it "not being married" thing that makes one a "spinster?" I assume the guys will stick around till they find someone better or until I am no longer attractive to them...Then I will be old, unattractive and single, never having been married.

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19 Mar 2009, 1:28 pm

poopylungstuffing wrote:

Poopylungstuffing, what is the difference between a maid and a maiden? (I don't know because English isn't my first language).

MissConstrue: I'm 31 and have never had a boyfriend or been married. I don't think it matters. But it's not like I reject the idea as such, I just don't long for it, or for having kids. Not sure if I'm able to fall in love, really. But again, it doesn't matter.

Maybe I'm an old maid or spinster, or maybe not, as I don't think I'm old.

In Denmark, we call girls who aren't married at age 30, "pepper maids".
So I'm a happy pepper maid I think.

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20 Mar 2009, 12:23 am

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20 Mar 2009, 12:23 am

I guess I mean a virgin...I haven't been a virgin since I don't even know when...

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20 Mar 2009, 8:38 am

OK then, thanks for the explanation.

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20 Mar 2009, 2:12 pm

Postperson wrote:

my acreage? yes you can always pitch a tent or something. plenty of rabbits.

Living rabbits is a sure way to malnutrition. Settler in Oz found that out ht hard way. The meat contains very little nutrients.

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20 Mar 2009, 7:52 pm

MissConstrue wrote:

Averick wrote:

Well perhaps you could save me some room on your acreage for another shack. Perhaps somewhere in the foothills.

It'll be great!

You pik the banjo while I roast up some oppossum and skin them good for nothn' squirrels! :hic:

I'll bring the S'mores! :lol:

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