Einfari wrote:
Why do men like stupid, immature humor, like making their video game usernames something relating to bodily fluids or male anatomy?
I don't know why, but this one is actually pretty universal, and we don't grow out of it either. I work in a butcher shop where my coworkers range in age from 19 to 62, and it's non-stop dick jokes all day every day, it's pretty inevitable when you're making sausages. It doesn't help that the largest maker of commercial sausage stuffers is the F Dick company, so in addition to looking phallic in the first place and producing a phallic looking product that is itself a slang term for male genitals, the device actually has the word DICK printed on it in huge block letters:
And did they
have to taper the top like that? Why not just make the base more bulbous and complete the image.
So, when we're stuffing, it's always who's got the biggest Dick, who's Dick is crusty and needs servicing, which Dick needs to be lubed up, etc, and then the 62 year old shop owner will walk in and imediately start commenting about everyone having their Dicks out... I'll admit, I'm giggling a little even writing about this stuff.
Some people are serious dicks when it comes to dicks and such!Without further ado a man with a funny ass name Dick Van Dyke! [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnII4_W9k3E[/youtube]
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