I don't have a lot of conversations about my genitals, really. For some reason they just don't come up in conversation. For example, at orchestra tonight, not one reference was made to them despite the rehearsal going for a whole 3 1/2 hours. Sometimes I get the impression that people have other things to think about.
I don't need words to talk about them to myself as I don't think in words, and since I don't normally find a need to mention them to other people, the issue of what to call them never really comes up. I guess I'd just call them by their clinical names.
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Music Theory 101: Cadences.
Authentic cadence: V-I
Plagal cadence: IV-I
Deceptive cadence: V- ANYTHING BUT I ! !! !
Beethoven cadence: V-I-V-I-V-V-V-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I! I! I! I I I