menintights wrote:
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How to Tell a Businessman from a Businesswoman
A businessman is aggressive; a businesswoman is pushy.
He is careful about details; she is picky.
He loses his temper because he’s so involved in his job; she’s bitchy.
He’s depressed (or hungover), so everyone tiptoes past his office; she’s moody, so it must be her time of the month.
He follows through; she doesn’t know how to quit.
He’s firm; she’s stubborn.
He makes wise judgments; she reveals her prejudices.
He is a man of the world; she’s been around.
He isn’t afraid to say what he thinks; she’s opinionated.
He exercises authority; she’s bossy.
He’s discreet; she’s secretive.
He’s a stern taskmaster; she’s difficult to work for.
And then there are some female bosses who are really pushy, picky b*****s, who are moody nags, stubborn, close minded, old hags who are opinionated, bossy, and difficult to work for. *bongo drums*