Fnord wrote:
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
:-) Small packages ?
??? As in....
good things come in... small packages ?
Or because compared to men... women have a small 'package' ?
Aw, bless his little cotton socks... either way, that's such a crummy pickup line....
LOL !
As in "'Cuz I'm a good thing, and you know what they say about good things and small packages ..."
As crummy as it is, it works for him; but I've never been impressed by any of his girlfriends.
He always knew
exactly how low to set his sights.
I'm speechless.
That's just so.... so....such an indescribably sh***y pick-up line.
Your mother must be SO proud of him ! !!
I reckon that in cases like that, he may as well try shuffling up and using the gem of a chat-up line which one of my erstwhile colleagues used to use : "Fancy a f*ck ?"