What you will NEVER understand about men

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20 Jul 2013, 9:28 pm

Women, admit it. There is SOMETHING about us men that you will never understand.

With this in mind, ask it here, "What is it about men that you don't understand?"

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20 Jul 2013, 9:57 pm

You may be attributing ambiguity to our (male) gender that simply isn't there.

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20 Jul 2013, 10:07 pm

What's not to understand?
Sex, food, and lavatory reading material.
What else is there?

Any woman providing the first two can keep any man forever.

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21 Jul 2013, 1:53 am

1401b wrote:

What's not to understand?
Sex, food, and lavatory reading material.
What else is there?

Any woman providing the first two can keep any man forever.

LOL. I remember a college professor of mine read as a joke two pages full of things that would make woman happy. Then he got to the part that would make men happy. It read "Come naked, bring food."

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21 Jul 2013, 2:45 am

They can wag those things by flexing some muscle in their abdomen. It boggles the mind.

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21 Jul 2013, 2:49 am

Hmm. As for what women want, I think that sex and food covers the basics for me. (home-made dark chocolate ice cream with cherries...my boyfriend spoils me)

I guess I have a hard time understanding why some guys at bus stops feel the need to ask personal questions and give random compliments while attempting to make physical contact. I don't usually want to interact with other people at bus stops myself. It's also odd how they will sometimes gawk at me as though I'm some curious creature to be studied or owned.

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21 Jul 2013, 5:04 pm

I'll never understand how you can, you know, run around, doing sports or whatever, and not get something smooshed between your legs.

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21 Jul 2013, 5:33 pm

Cilantro wrote:

They can wag those things by flexing some muscle in their abdomen. It boggles the mind.

This

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21 Jul 2013, 5:50 pm

CaroleTucson wrote:

I'll never understand how you can, you know, run around, doing sports or whatever, and not get something smooshed between your legs.

Google the phrase "Athletic Cup Images".

It's sorta like a single-cup "jogging bra" for a man's "package".

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21 Jul 2013, 6:24 pm

Uh... what it feels like to have a penis?

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21 Jul 2013, 6:48 pm

You're the one who said I didn't understand. I don't have any questions, but if you'd like to explain why you're certain I don't get the concept of human nature and masculinity, do tell. Please keep in mind that there are a wide diversity of all humans, men included, and you can really only speak for yourself.

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21 Jul 2013, 11:49 pm

RudeGoldbergMachine wrote:

Uh... what it feels like to have a penis?

Most of the time, I don't even consider it.

Other times, putting it to use is all that I can think about!

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22 Jul 2013, 3:38 am

equestriatola wrote:

Women, admit it. There is SOMETHING about us men that you will never understand.

With this in mind, ask it here, "What is it about men that you don't understand?"

Why is "having guts" in english as well called "having balls", when there are so meny men with balls, that have no balls?

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22 Jul 2013, 8:50 pm

All the men in my family are weird.

My younger cousin, who's going to be a high school freshman, bought a huge pack of colored phone cases so he could color-coordinate his phone with whatever neon colored sports outfit he's wearing.

Isn't that considered a girl thing? :huh:

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22 Jul 2013, 9:03 pm

CaroleTucson wrote:

I'll never understand how you can, you know, run around, doing sports or whatever, and not get something smooshed between your legs.

And it boggles my mind how can you gals move around without hitting something with your chest :lol:

But apparently both genders make do~

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22 Jul 2013, 9:37 pm

CaroleTucson wrote:

I'll never understand how you can, you know, run around, doing sports or whatever, and not get something smooshed between your legs.

Men manage to ride horses just fine for many thousands of years, so I think sports are safe. :lol:

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