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03 Oct 2013, 9:59 pm

HAHAHA I make sure that its an especially loud one and my partner farts back a whole new language

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03 Oct 2013, 10:36 pm

LilythMoon wrote:

HAHAHA I make sure that its an especially loud one

and my partner farts back

a whole new language

a crepitatious conversation, if you will

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26 May 2014, 9:53 pm

ugh never?15yr later and I still go elsewhere and if I "slip"I feel horribly bad :oops:

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26 May 2014, 10:22 pm

if a husband and wife had themselves a fart conversation, I imagine it might sound a bit like "dueling tubas" or maybe that scene from "close encounters" where they [the scientists and the ET] exchange musical signals ala "da da dah DAH DAHHHHHH..."

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26 May 2014, 10:29 pm

I have a cute stunt related to this subject, but that belongs on another thread.

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26 May 2014, 10:32 pm

whatamess wrote:

ugh never?15yr later and I still go elsewhere and if I "slip"I feel horribly bad :oops:

I say, "cry havoc! and let slip the farts of war."

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26 May 2014, 10:42 pm

auntblabby wrote:

LilythMoon wrote:

HAHAHA I make sure that its an especially loud one

and my partner farts back

a whole new language

a crepitatious conversation, if you will

Serious question -- can folks actually fart on demand ???? Which you would be if so you & your husband / BF / SO can actually have this ...er..... "conversation" ???

To answer the OP, I don't have a flatulence problem, but if I did & he has a problem with it, he just might find himself having other more-serious problems than just his wife letting "gas" off.

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26 May 2014, 10:52 pm

HisMom wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

LilythMoon wrote:

HAHAHA I make sure that its an especially loud one

and my partner farts back

a whole new language

a crepitatious conversation, if you will

Serious question -- can folks actually fart on demand ???? Which you would be if so you & your husband / BF / SO can actually have this ...er..... "conversation" ???

if they have a tiger in their tank [so to speak] IOW they are all gassed up, then surely they can converse in crepitation dialect.

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26 May 2014, 11:08 pm

auntblabby wrote:

HisMom wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

LilythMoon wrote:

HAHAHA I make sure that its an especially loud one

and my partner farts back

a whole new language

a crepitatious conversation, if you will

Serious question -- can folks actually fart on demand ???? Which you would be if so you & your husband / BF / SO can actually have this ...er..... "conversation" ???

if they have a tiger in their tank [so to speak] IOW they are all gassed up, then surely they can converse in crepitation dialect.

Ok ! !

TBH, when I first this thread, I misread the title as "how to flirt with your boyfriend", he he

Realized my error just as I was about to jump right in AND felt like a balloon being deflated (pun unintended) when I saw that it was "fart", not "flirt". He he ...

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26 May 2014, 11:11 pm

HisMom wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

HisMom wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

LilythMoon wrote:

HAHAHA I make sure that its an especially loud one

and my partner farts back

a whole new language

a crepitatious conversation, if you will

Serious question -- can folks actually fart on demand ???? Which you would be if so you & your husband / BF / SO can actually have this ...er..... "conversation" ???

if they have a tiger in their tank [so to speak] IOW they are all gassed up, then surely they can converse in crepitation dialect.

Ok ! !

TBH, when I first this thread, I misread the title as "how to flirt with your boyfriend", he he

Realized my error just as I was about to jump right in AND felt like a balloon being deflated (pun unintended) when I saw that it was "fart", not "flirt". He he ...

if both parties' sensibilities are copacetic with farting, you can both be flirting with farting.

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26 May 2014, 11:12 pm

It doesn't bother me I just laugh of course I have that kind of sense of humor anyway! :lol:

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26 May 2014, 11:13 pm

I knew a guy in the army who could make bowel vowel sounds.

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26 May 2014, 11:16 pm

auntblabby wrote:

HisMom wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

HisMom wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

LilythMoon wrote:

HAHAHA I make sure that its an especially loud one

and my partner farts back

a whole new language

a crepitatious conversation, if you will

Serious question -- can folks actually fart on demand ???? Which you would be if so you & your husband / BF / SO can actually have this ...er..... "conversation" ???

if they have a tiger in their tank [so to speak] IOW they are all gassed up, then surely they can converse in crepitation dialect.

Ok ! !

TBH, when I first this thread, I misread the title as "how to flirt with your boyfriend", he he

Realized my error just as I was about to jump right in AND felt like a balloon being deflated (pun unintended) when I saw that it was "fart", not "flirt". He he ...

if both parties' sensibilities are copacetic with farting, you can both be flirting with farting.

An, you learn something new every day.... Flirt with a fart ! !!

My personal preference is flirting that is very very subtle, even though I am slow on the uptake on a lot of things. Don't know if you can fart subtly, though, but might be interesting to find out ! !!

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26 May 2014, 11:18 pm

HisMom wrote:

Don't know if you can fart subtly, though, but might be interesting to find out ! !!

one word- SBD.

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26 May 2014, 11:19 pm

auntblabby wrote:

HisMom wrote:

Don't know if you can fart subtly, though, but might be interesting to find out ! !!

one word- SBD.

Sorry, what is SBD ? Told you I was slow on a lot of things ! !

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26 May 2014, 11:20 pm

HisMom wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

HisMom wrote:

Don't know if you can fart subtly, though, but might be interesting to find out ! !!

one word- SBD.

Sorry, what is SBD ? Told you I was slow on a lot of things ! !

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