penises look like the chest-exploding critter from Alien

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amirite girls?

penises are totally creepy and weird-looking--i really don't know how guys can manage to w*k without puking. they're just so strange and gross, with their helmets and foreskins and things--blech. any time i think about having sex with a guy, i remember what a penis looks like and then i have to go home, crawl into a ball in my closet, and cry until i find my happy place again. it's very disruptive to my functioning and my sex life--if only guys could have normal-looking junk like us ladies do! our junk is totes gorgeous, really sexy--don't know why penises can't be more sexy and appealing like sweet vaginas totes are. you know what i'm talking about, ladies!


/sarcasm




really though, there's been a thread on the creepiness of women's junk, so i thought i'd restore balance to the force.

I'm pretty sure balance will be restored to the force when people realize it was the internet all along making them think everyone was creepy. Is it a raw deal being one guy seeking simplicity and not to judge his friends on such criteria? You bet. That said, none of us want to live on a planet awash in this level of contrived judgment and tension.

Although I have a penis and must survive the consequences I'm reasonably sure my social standing remains somewhere above "parasitic alien". Life is just more fun when we keep it weird.

yes, to be honest i stole the idea from ladywoofwoof and her "i need a man to make me chocolate cake or i'll die!" thread that was a response to someone's "i need a woman to have sex with me or i'll die!" thread--but she seemed to have so much fun with it i thought i'd give the concept a whirl.




plus, penises really are creepy--did you know they pee out of those things!

God, some times I really love women.

/sarcasm

I think they're both really disgusting. Hairy, foul-smelling, oozing all kinds of nasty fluids teeming with bacteria and disease. They may not be "dirty", but they're not "clean", either, if you know what I mean.

H.R. Giger actually was obsessed with the penis.

I am reluctant to post an example or his art.

Any body part that is stared at for long enough starts to look alien to me. Try looking in a mirror and staring at your nose or earlobe for five or ten minutes straight, or even your toes. Or some minutia of another persons face. It is best not to get too analytical or overly observant if you want to get up close with someone, even with your self.

i think some people are missing the irony inherent in the OP. i thought i made it pretty plain, but then again this is an ASD forum.

Yeah, it just sounds like Man hatin.

wtf, this must be a spam-post to try and get women to pre-order this game which comes out in slightly over a month

I'm pretty sure chestbursters are supposed to look like penises. H.R. Giger implemented a lot of sexual imagery into his designs, and naturally sex and violence help to create a one-two punch that creeps people out more than just violence alone, hence why the creatures featured in Alien are so memorable for a lot of people.

I'll be honest, when I was younger I didn't really see the sexual subtext his designs had, but I knew they were creepy, and that they looked cool.

irony
[ahy-ruh-nee, ahy-er-]

1. the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really think especially in order to be funny.

dictionaries are our friends.

edit* to add: if my post sounds like man-hating, does that mean the post i based mine on, about women's genitals being creepy, is woman-hating?

/\ /\ AHA ! ! You do indeed have a sense of humor ....

The whole world's drinking the autism-is-creepy kool aid. People will remember sooner or later it's just haterade.

Thank you, Captain Obvious! You win the "No s**t, Sherlock" prize for today!

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