I *think* I might understand women's orgasms

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I think... (emphasis on the "think")

of course, I'm not a woman so I can't ever know for sure but let me know if I have this at all close, okay?

okay, here goes:

sometimes when I feel an intense sneeze coming on, my face, mouth and throat convulse somewhat. I inhale sporadically like they do in cartoons when someone throws pepper in someone else's face... Anyway, sometimes the sneeze urge goes away and I try to get it back by looking at an angle at a bright light and that's when I get the sensation back and I finally get the sneeze out.

Now, it occurred to me that sometimes when women have someone "downtown" and they're doing their work, the woman will sometimes say, "oooh yeah, right there, don't stop!". If that person doing the diddling stops or varies his or her technique at all, she building to climax could lose her sensation.

I remember hearing somewhere that a sneeze is 1/8 an orgasm if only it occurred downtown

maybe? (don't hate me please)
*ducks*

How nice ... let me know when you *think* you know what they really want ... and what they're thinking, while you're at it!

Well I guess if you enjoy sneezing.....

It's as good anology as any I guess.

If I understand you correctly, I think it is accurate.

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Last edited by mitharatowen on 10 Feb 2009, 11:29 am, edited 1 time in total.

The only thing I have to add is that women have different types of orgasms, depending on the woman. Have you ever heard of cervical orgasms? Some areas produce stronger sensations and stronger orgasms when stimulated. Pressure and speed of stimulation also determine the affect of an orgasm. I've had gentle soft ones, orgasms that made me cry and feel sad, really sensitive ones, loud ones, hard ones, penetrative and non penetrative, it goes on and on and on. Sometimes they are out of control and sometimes they are easier to control.

Yes you can have orgasm at different intensity. I love orgasms during sex. Last time I had sex, I had orgasm after orgasm. I have never had so many.

zghost, mitharatowen, et al, thanks for not being condescending. Don't know what ever I did to Fnord...

well, if you remember that a sneeze is supposed to feel good (because the function is ridding the body of something ) so you will welcome it and do it. Taking a poop is supposed to feel good so you will look forward to it and do it. Retching and throwing up is supposed to feel bad because your body needs that nutrition, but you can throw up because some times it does need to come out.

when someone varies the pressure or starts a new technique when they were doing just fine as they were, they can blow the whole progression to the orgasm. Woman can just miss the road to the destination completely and not get back on the right path at all, if this happens. this is why I never entrust my orgasms with someone else. I have a Sybian, so any luscious orgasm is my own, however I can share it with whomever I please.

I agree, there are several different kinds of orgasm. and clitoral and grafenberg spot (perhaps what she means by 'cervical') being two very nice kinds, indeed.

Merle

I always understood that the female orgasm was one of those urban myths kind of like bigfoot and the chubacabra.

I think I feel sorry for your wife, assuming you have one.

Yeah, I thought that comment was really...actually, I don't know what word I'm looking for as usual

LOL, I was thinking the same thing.

I instantly thought of that scene in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Must be a guy thing.

I for one happen to know they exist. I seen it! I felt it! I couldn't pull out when a g/f of mine back in '95 was having a vaginal orgasm. Holy god damn those muscles are strong!

My friend once suggeested that maybe if you sneezed 8 times in a row, cum would shoot out everywhere