I want to create an aspie aptitude test.

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I want to create an aspie aptitude test.

Current aptitude tests never take into account the fact that many aspies want to be more NT and their lifestyle reflects that. I have scored very low in aptitude tests because of this. I decided you suckers are going to help me. I will start by throwing in a few variables and we can work with them.

1 Have many programming languages do you know
2 Do you have any tattoos
3 Do you enjoy going to pubs
4 Are you a guy and can sing
5 Are you religious?
6 Are you serious about football
7 Do you come over as bigheaded
8 Do you care about the social pecking order

OK, I don't know how serious you are, but...

At one point I was FLUENT in like 9. Now I am perhaps 80% fluent in 8. If presented with a program in almost any computer language, I can probably tell you what it does, bugs, and how to fix them though. Lisp can give me a headache(Not literally, and it is one language I used to be fluent in, but you get the idea), and FORGET APL, but OTHERWISE.... Fortran, cobol, dibol, basic, C, C++,java,javascript, php,perl,modula,korn,sql, etc... it doesn't matter.



NO, what does this matter?



NO WAY!



YEP! I've been told I'm good.



NOPE!



NOPE!



If you mean size, nope. If you mean attitude? Not anymore. If you mean intelligence? sometimes.



NOPE!

Forgot to include,

Do you smoke?

Do you buy the Sun news paper?

Do you have gold teeth?

Do you own a desirable car on loan while not being particularly into cars.

Do you abbreviate peoples names like Rachel becomes Rache and Tony becomes Tone

NO WAY!



NO POINT, so NO!



HUH? I HAVE brushed to hard, but GOLD? NOPE! Not color or covering



I GUESS SO. But desirable doesn't mean anyone lusts after it, or anything. It runs and is a good solid middle class car that is still pretty much like new.



NO WAY!

OK, so this whole thing IS a joke, HUH?

Not a jake at all. You have answered all my question as predicted. So will most other aspies.

I might have to rethink about cars though

As it is possible to buy a classy Classic car for the same price as a ordenery middle class car.

Any of them. I'm not into computers



No but I'd like to have one. Small, on my right forearm (it's easy to show it when you're asked for it by somebody this way) - it would be the best choice.



No. If I go to a pub it's only because it's very close to my school and I can drink there an orange or grape juice there. And it's only when somebody hits upon an idea to invite a teacher there so we are simply sitting there and talking to each other and getting bored (in my case and I guess it's ONLY in my case).



Any of them.




Not at all. All religions were invented by people.



I don't like any sports.



The same question as 2ukenkerl - are you thinking about a size or about intelligence? My head is small and I'm smart.



No.



No and in those cases somebody asked me if I'd like to smoke with her, I refused.



No. I even don't know what type of newspaper the Sun is.



No I never saw anybody having gold teeth and not being a Russian or Ukrainian.



No. I even don't have a driving license.



Only if somebody's name in its full form is long and needs to be shorten. I hate using diminutives

How many programming languages do you know? None. My expertise on computers extends to writing, e-mail and Internet.

Do you have any tattoos? No

Do you enjoy going to pubs? No

Are you a guy and can sing. I'm a woman and can sing fairly well.

Are you religious? I don't go to church, but I have a private set of spiritual beliefs that are in my heart.

Are you serious about football? No, I like track and field and figure skating.

Do you come over as bigheaded? I don't think so. I'm not arrogant.

Do you care about the social pecking order? No

Do you smoke? No

Do you buy the Sun newspaper? No

Do you have gold teeth? No

Do you own a desirable car on loan while not even being particularly into cars? No, I don't have a driver's license yet, but I will work on it.

Do you abbreviate people's names? No. This is one of my biggest pet peeves. I hate when people do it to me or anyone else, especially when they call a woman by a man's name.

None


No


No


Guy yes Sing no


No


No


Yes, I don't mean to be. I am just very opinionated.


No and I am getting into trouble because of it.


No


No


No


No

No

What about adding this question:
Do you have a good understanding of computer hardware?

Any ideas of what to add to the list.

I thought of:

Do you have a tenancy to be honest and not manipulative. At least in comparison to NT woman, who is suppose to be more honest then NT men.

Does science bore you.

Which film is less painful to watch. Soaps like EastEnders or Star-Track.

Do you have tenancy to play devils advocate. Example whenever I see an illogical atheist attach Christianity I often challenges their illogical assumption because it is illogical, even if by doing so, I am defending Christianity.

Do you have pets, how many and what kind?

I have nine cats and a dog. My dog is a pit bull/choc. Lab mix.

My indoor cats are:

Puffy (tabby), Peter (tabby and white), Paul (gray tabby Oriental Shorthair), Prince (Lynx point Siamese).

My feral cats are: Itty (orange and white), Zwenner and Drenner (black and orange tortoiseshells), Faber (Snowshoe Siamese) and Uncker (orange and white).

What kind of test is this!?

Anyway.

1 Have many programming languages do you know
3 C++, Java and HTML (if you want to count that as a language) Also messed around in Perl and ASM for R43xx Risc processors

2 Do you have any tattoos
no
3 Do you enjoy going to pubs
Sure as long as I've had a few beers in me first. Tends to slow all the lights and people down. I HATE clubs with a passion though.

4 Are you a guy and can sing
yes and no (can't sing)

5 Are you religious?
yep. No way all this stuff can exist without some sort of higher power. Now who/what you think is your own interpretation.

6 Are you serious about football
no

7 Do you come over as bigheaded
some people say that when i start talking computers and/or cars

8 Do you care about the social pecking order[
huh? no

1 Have many programming languages do you know
I know how to program a little in Visual Basic.
2 Do you have any tattoos
No.
3 Do you enjoy going to pubs
No.
4 Are you a guy and can sing
I am female and I can sing.
5 Are you religious?
Agnostic.
6 Are you serious about football
No
7 Do you come over as bigheaded
Who knows?
8 Do you care about the social pecking order
Couldn’t care less about it.
Do you smoke?
No.
Do you buy the Sun news paper?
No
Do you have gold teeth?
No
Do you own a desirable car on loan while not being particularly into cars.
I do not have a desirable car (or any sort of car, for that matter) and I am not particularly into cars.
Do you abbreviate peoples names like Rachel becomes Rache and Tony becomes Tone
No, and it irks me when people do this.
Do you have a tenancy to be honest and not manipulative. At least in comparison to NT woman, who is suppose to be more honest then NT men.
Yes.
Does science bore you.
Not in the slightest.
Which film is less painful to watch. Soaps like EastEnders or Star-Track.
Star-Track
Do you have tenancy to play devils advocate. Example whenever I see an illogical atheist attach Christianity I often challenges their illogical assumption because it is illogical, even if by doing so, I am defending Christianity.
I think so.

What exactly is the point of this?
Anyway...
1. Zero
2. No
3. No
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. No
7. I have no idea what you mean.
8. I have no idea what you mean.
9. No
10. No
11. No
12. No
13. No
14. Yes
15. No
16. I've never watched either.
17. Yes

None

No

No

I am male, I cannot sing. I do play trombone

Christian

I have never in my life watched any sporting event all the way through.

Sometimes, though I don't intend to.

I am utterly oblivious to such things, so it is irrelevent whether or not I care.

No

No. Nor am I familiar with what the Sun newspaper is. What city is it published in?

No. Why was this question even asked?

I don't even have a driver's license.

No

I am bluntly honest, and lack the social awareness to be successfully manipulative.

An emphatic NO.

I have never seen either, and have little interest in television and movies.

All the time.

[quote="Aspie_Chav"]I want to create an aspie aptitude test.

Current aptitude tests never take into account the fact that many aspies want to be more NT and their lifestyle reflects that. I have scored very low in aptitude tests because of this. I decided you suckers are going to help me. I will start by throwing in a few variables and we can work with them.

1 Have many programming languages do you know
Only a few "words" of html!


2 Do you have any tattoos
One. A biohazard symbol on my upper left arm. It symbolizes how I was the gross girl thruout school!

3 Do you enjoy going to pubs
Yes, though I only have about 5 times in my life!



4 Are you a guy and can sing

Not a guy. Don't know if I can sing.


5 Are you religious?
Don't know.

6 Are you serious about football
Never was into football. I played with my dad's football when I was 3 and that's the closest I came to an interest in football!


7 Do you come over as bigheaded
I have many times in the past, but usually not.


8 Do you care about the social pecking order

Yes!