My Secret Origin - REVEALED For your eyes only (Classified)

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I was bullied in school but that turned my into the killing machine I am today. The experience made me go to the gym, lift weights, and study the secret arts of kung fu which I now utilise as essential weapons in my life as a superhero.

I was discharged from the marines for being too dangerous. As I left the base I met the Master Assassin. He said he had been watching me and had judged me worthy.

He said how would I like to join the League Of Vengence as an assassin. It would be millions of dollars a day and I would be among the most highly feared elite of killers.

However they wanted me to blow up the ruler of Latveria with an explosive remote control car. But when the little car was under his limo I saw he had his wife and kids in the car. I said "hes a family man I won't do it". The master said "then you die"

The ninjas all turned against me so I had to fight them all and run away to asia. There I was meditating and realised it was my life's work to fight crime instead of being an assassin.

My cruel Sensei in the Hymalayan training camp was called Cruel Master Koko. He used to make me balance on poles all day with poisnous snakes below. And he made me hold red hot pokers to test my stamina. If I did it wrong he would hit me with his cattle prod to punish me.

In the end I chopped his head off during sword training and returned home to XXXXX City to begin my Crusade.

also the goverment brainwashed me by hiding signals in my toothbrush

*Does the victory dance*

I win! I win! Oh yeah!

ummm. Actually, I just found from another source that it is not actually SanityisOverated, but someone else. Godspeed and good luck finding out the true idenity.

Oh wells.

My quest -- Act I commences!

Was Sanity the patsy

with the strings being pulled by a shadowy background figure

someone else....someone much more terrifying....

Sumo Pope?

Harrum... well if what he's saying about having 1000 posts is true... that would narrow my list down to about 4 suspects (I WAS BORED SHUT UP)

((I have no female suspects because I don't believe that any woman could be this stupid))

hmmm

nutjob, fruitcake,.

"Renagades secret identity just 5 dollars ."

Interesting!

Yeah and Im Cat Girl. Is it BlackLiger?

Last edited by ilikedragons on 26 Oct 2005, 7:23 pm, edited 2 times in total.

That has to be a (bad) joke.

We must be in the mood to take part in mockeries tonight.

heh, its not me. I can tell you that.

I resent being a patsy! My pure clean reputation is being dragged through the mud!