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so we're being sprinkled on with Mercury by Catholic Nazis? Or we have some bladder control propblem?... this is all very confusing.

Actually, the more 'out there' Nazis didn't believe in Christianity at all. If anything was required reading, it was Mein Kampf...which was written in prison, which sounds like it was written in prison. I tried reading the unexpurgiated, translated version (once...once.., and if I was forced to read it, suddenly invading the Sudentland would look like a pleasant diversion...

Holy water is blessed by a Priest. The 'best stuff' comes from the river Jordan. The Catholic Church goes roughly back to about 33/37 AD, which is when St. Peter became the 1st Pope.

Have you ever seen that Peppermint liquid Soap? j/k...

Easy there, 2ukenkerl. I'm not Catholic and also disagree with pakled's last statement, I don't think hollering is going to help matters much. Perhaps simply clarifying that the last statement is what Catholics believe rather than historical fact, and that there is evidence against it as well as for it, would have been sufficient.

I'd comment on the actual topic, but you all have pretty much covered the impossibility of the idea, so I won't bother repeating.

I have proof that the Nazis and Catholics are in cahoots: Filet Oscar. The proof is in two of the ingredients:
1. Crab is a shellfish, prohibited in Judaism but delicious to pure-blood Aryans.
2. Spears of asparagus, or, to French Catholics, "asperge"!
Now I know that I can blame them for Asperger's Syndrome, too.

"Aspies" was a secret Nazi plot to create super-scientists, but it went horribly wrong (it started in the early 1900s, well before WW2; what do you think WW1 was really about?). You see, they were thinking that they'd be able to "force" an obsession onto their little professors, but in reality, all they got was people who couldn't be forced to adhere to any obsession other than the one they so wish to. Instead of chemical weapons, you have someone who's obsessed over tapeworms. They got lucky with Einstein (atom bomb), but we all know how that turned out. Their greatest achievement for their ideology was Hitler, a politician....

All of the scientists working on the project committed suicide when they realized the full extent of what they had created, as little Hans walked around their lab spouting facts about the composition of the glass windows on the Orient Express.... As Hans grew, he found a new obsession, this "disorder" where people talk about things they like, like bus routes, rather than how pretty the current starlet is, and their remarkable ability to absorb facts on what they like, and walk amongst people as if they were aliens. The irony of him discovering the same disorder in others he was inflicted with was lost on him.

Huh, well i'll be a guinea pig. I have a french lineage, but also played with mercury when i was a kid. I also got all my required vaccinations and then some. I also love crab and asparagus. I don't know which side that helps, but this is fun and i want in!

Oh, oops. I also grew up Catholic. I left it when i was in middle school; i knew something weird was going on there!